[Isabel C.]

Make them all freakishly huge and maybe baseball will become just slightly more interesting than watching a snail race.

Baseball is called the thinking man's game. Maybe that's your problem with baseball.

[bluefish]

Baseball is called the thinking man's game.

Like this guy deep in thought?

You actually just won me $5. I bet my girlfriend some boring stat geek would come along and say something along these lines right after I tossed the bait.

If you are one of the data junky geeks instead of the facepaint animals, I would simply say: Baseball is for the thinking man with nothing worthwhile to think about.

:>)