Dumbasses can’t even pick a reasonable road/speed. Booze.
End of story.
On a side note, if you ever come on down to Florida and wade out into the surf and hug up tight with you main squeeze, every one on the beach knows what you’re really doing - but, no, the newbies in the surf always act like they just figured something out for the first time. Always cute and silly at the same time. Newsflash, you not fooling any of the locals, and no it’s not that great in salt water...
Silicone-based lubricants are water resistant, and make water-borne monkey business MUCH more successful.