You cannot make this stuff up! Oh my!
He kept the exes ashes in a Turtle. Wonder what Freud would say.
” Finally, the turtle with prudence gives us the image of the sober, stolid, phlegmatic, careful man, who may in fact be patiently enduring a party for the sake of his wife, who simply wants to be “seen” and make a good appearance, and who consequently instructs her husband how to behave, even though he actually “behaves” very little.”
http://www.friesian.com/gender.htm