I got a brand new pack of magic underpants for the occasion.
magic underpants?
are you a mormon?
Me mother was a mermaid
Me father was King Neptune
I was born on the crest of a wave,
And rocked in the cradle 'o the deep
Barnacles and seaweed are me clothes
Th' hair on me head is hemp
and magic are my underpants
The' teeth in me mouth are marlin-spikes
I'se hard, I is, I am, I are (rrrreee)
and when I spits . . I spits TAR!
Are no Morman is I. AARRRRRR!