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Crazy Cat Laws
FelineFollies.com ^ | august 14, 2007 | DancesWithCats

Posted on 08/14/2007 9:44:25 PM PDT by DancesWithCats

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Just a bit of silly to lighten the mood midweek!
1 posted on 08/14/2007 9:44:27 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kitty Ping!


2 posted on 08/14/2007 9:45:01 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
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To: Rush Limbaugh
In Zion, Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to cats.
3 posted on 08/14/2007 9:54:26 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: hole_n_one

... cigarettes, ok ... but not lighted cigars!


4 posted on 08/14/2007 10:09:06 PM PDT by DancesWithCats
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To: DancesWithCats; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...


"Bah!"



5 posted on 08/14/2007 10:13:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Saudi Arabia is the grown-up version of an imaginary friend." --Dennis Miller)
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To: DancesWithCats

I think some of the cat regulations are stupid. Has anyone ever tried to walk a cat on a leash? Impossible...leash laws for cats ... HA


6 posted on 08/14/2007 10:14:59 PM PDT by shield (A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
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To: DancesWithCats; All
The problem of cat versus bird is as old as time. If we attempt to resolve it by legislation who knows but what we may be called upon to take sides as well in the age old problems of dog versus cat, bird versus bird, or even bird versus worm. In my opinion, the State of Illinois and its local governing bodies already have enough to do without trying to control feline delinquency.

For these reasons, and not because I love birds the less or cats the more, I veto and withhold my approval from Senate Bill No. 93.

— Adlai Stevenson, 1949.


7 posted on 08/14/2007 10:17:04 PM PDT by dighton
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To: DancesWithCats
Most of those 'crazy' laws make perfect sense to me!

ROFL!

8 posted on 08/14/2007 10:17:13 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: shield

We tried a leash on our cat. She just lay there and would let us take her for a drag.


9 posted on 08/14/2007 10:19:08 PM PDT by HungarianGypsy
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To: DancesWithCats
The original Itchy and Scratchy
10 posted on 08/14/2007 11:11:17 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (The Simpsons didn't do it first)
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To: Oztrich Boy

BUMP!


11 posted on 08/14/2007 11:52:40 PM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: DancesWithCats
"Joint custody of a family pet, including cats, is not allowed when a couple divorces in Madison Wisconsin. The feline is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation."

Now we know how the LOL 'long cat' came to be.


12 posted on 08/15/2007 2:33:07 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition

Is that the chinese version of “hotdogs” food? Or is it the new breed, “dachscat”? No wait its the cat for limousine drivers? The owner is that chinese guy thats like 7’ 5””?


13 posted on 08/15/2007 2:51:18 AM PDT by Eye of Unk
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To: Slings and Arrows
"Cats may not yowl after 9 pm in Columbus, Georgia."

One yowl and the populace of Columbia, GA panics!


14 posted on 08/15/2007 3:07:08 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Eye of Unk
Naw ... it is the pupae for a caterpillar. ;-P


15 posted on 08/15/2007 3:09:10 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: DancesWithCats

Really wild and crazy laws on cats!


16 posted on 08/15/2007 3:26:02 AM PDT by Biggirl (A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation.)
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To: DancesWithCats
Even my long cat loves to read these silly laws. LOL =^..^=

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17 posted on 08/15/2007 3:27:52 AM PDT by Biggirl (A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation.)
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To: shield

I have trucker friends who leash their cat when out on the road. They say from the beginning she gave them no problems with yowling or fright over riding, she doesn’t usually try to launch herself out the open window, but it took a dog harness to outfit their enormous puddy for outdoors excursions.


18 posted on 08/15/2007 7:09:23 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Shorn, dumb and bleating is no way to go through life, son." Yeah, close enough.)
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To: DancesWithCats

It did lighten my mood. Thanks for a morning smile.


19 posted on 08/15/2007 7:23:21 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: Daffynition

OHMILORD!!! LOL LOL I had one at one time growing up that looked just like that ... we called him Piewacket (from Bell, Book and Candle ... do you remember that movie?) What’s your loooooooong kitties name?


20 posted on 08/15/2007 8:48:28 AM PDT by DancesWithCats
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