On a slightly different subject about Apollo ( I don’t know where else to put this)
Apollo’s day job was to haul the Sun across the sky with his chariot drawn by two white horses. One day, his son, Phaeton, like many an unruly teenager, took the old man’s car without permission. He couldn’t handle the reins and so the chariot veered all over the place, creating global cooling and global warming.
IT IS A PROVEN FACT THAT GEORGE BUSH IS A DIRECT DESCENTDANT OF PHAETON AND THEREFORE RESPONSIBLE FOR CLIMATE CHANGE.
Are you saying that a burning Bush has created global warming?