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Gambler complains of urine-soaked seat
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| 8/21/07
Posted on 08/21/2007 1:51:04 PM PDT by Santa Fe_Conservative
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To: Responsibility2nd
I believe it’s everywhere. A city mandate.
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
08/21/2007 2:12:23 PM PDT
by
shbox
To: Jaysun
Seriously, what the hell is a casino supposed to do to stop people from pissing themselves? Remember the paper tags "Sanitized for your Protection"...could be a new union job or a job an American won't do.
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
There appears to be two customers trying to soak the casino.
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
We had a man that played the dice table at the casino who would regularly wet his pants because he was so afraid that he would miss a good roll. Unfortunately, he would keep his purple chips in his pant pockets and they would sometimes get damp. Once I entered management, I informed the shift manager that someone was going to remedy this situation because my dealers were not going to be expected to handle chips that came from this guy's pockets.
After much fretting, the shift manager and vice president of table games talked to the man's wife and let her know that the situation had to change. She talked her husband into wearing an adult diaper.
It was a delicate matter for the casino because he was a high roller that made the casino lots of $$$.
There was another incident when a really old buy pooped his britches and the upper guys didn't want to talk to him (heck, nobody wanted to get close enough to talk to him). I insisted that they remove him and reminded them that the game wasn't called craps for another reason entirely. Somehow the shift manager found the humor in my comments.
People obsessed with gambling have very serious problems.
To: A_Tradition_Continues
Hey, how about putting those cushiony plastic tops on all the chairs? I’m talking about the kind of material that grandma uses for her toilet seat. Then the urine would simply run down the chair and into a little pan where it could be collected and used for organic gardening.
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posted on
08/21/2007 2:30:51 PM PDT
by
Jaysun
(It's outlandishly inappropriate to suggest that I'm wrong.)
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
Hehe. Limbaugh opined today that it was Sen. “Leaky” Leahy.
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posted on
08/21/2007 2:48:19 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(Henry Bowman is right.)
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “pissing away your money.”
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posted on
08/21/2007 3:04:12 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: KJC1
Electronic sensors installed in each seat cushion could detect if there was a dramatic increase in dampness. That would alert housekeeping which would linger around that station and discreetly swap out the seat when the current user finished her turn.
Face saved, casino continues to make money without an interruption. Problem solved.
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posted on
08/21/2007 3:12:50 PM PDT
by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
EEEEEEW! I've been on planes before and have smelled the slight odor of urine, but my seat wasn't wet. Guess the casino needs this...
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posted on
08/21/2007 4:26:34 PM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Al sez: "In fact, you can even reduce your carbon emissions to zero." Arafat has, maybe Castro, too.)
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
"My whole concern is that they fix this," he told The Courier-Journal of Louisville, Ky. "It's not apparent that they have anything in place to deal with this kind of situation."It's a casino. When you have a bunch of octogenarian gambling addicts getting complimentary drinks for as long as it take to throw away their SS check, this is bound to happen at some point.
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posted on
08/21/2007 4:41:04 PM PDT
by
lesser_satan
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: Santa Fe_Conservative
To: Santa Fe_Conservative; Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Rb ver. 2.0; Mr. Brightside
JERRY: Well, what is it then?! My new sofa! Poppie peed on my new sofa!
KRAMER: I’m sure it’ll come out.
JERRY: I don’t care if it comes out, I can’t sit on that anymore!
KRAMER: Ah, you’re making too much of it.
JERRY (sarcastic): Yeah, you’re right. It’s just a natural human function...happens to be on my sofa, instead of in the toilet, where it would normally be.
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posted on
08/21/2007 5:06:15 PM PDT
by
Cagey
(Many go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.......Thoreau)
To: shbox; MotleyGirl70
To: Cagey
lol!
Who could forget “Ah, Jerry! Tonight you in for a real treat. I’m personnaly going to prepare the dinner for you” Poppie.
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