[Santa Fe_Conservative]

BLECH! I had and incident of sitting in a pee covered airline seat once...

[massgopguy]

Sounds like the woman has a gambling problem. She should get Stadium Pal. Go ahead, look it up......

[steveegg]

The solution is called restrooms (or does this Goron think that the toilet should come out to the slot machine?).

[Sax]

It's not apparent that they have anything in place to deal with this kind of situation."

That Depends.

[bigfootbob]

They play urine games in San Francisco for fun and sexual pleasure. Hicks!

[conservativehusker]

He dosen’t mention that he probably knocked the lady out of the way to get to a machine that was paying out!

What do you expect...have you seen some of the folks who frequent those places??

[OB1kNOb]

You got to know when to hold it
Know when to fold it
Know when to walk away
Know when to run.....

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Perhaps the woman finally got that big payout...and lost all control.

[AppyPappy]

Gamblers have told counselors that they wore adult diapers or relieved themselves to keep from losing their seat at a slot machine where they expected the machine to pay off, O'Hare said.

Do the odds get better the longer you play?

[KJC1]

How was the casino supposed to catch this, when according to the “victim” the pee-er had just vacated the seat? Sounds like a matter of seconds, not minutes or hours.

[Jack Hammer]

Playing the slots is apparently uncontrollably exciting.

[TASMANIANRED]

I’d have had to scrub with bleach...except then I’d gas myself...with chlorine..

Scrub that..

How about with pine sol...but then I’d smell like someone peed in a Christmas Tree.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Sometimes you’re out of luck...and sometimes urine.

[Jaysun]

Seriously, what the hell is a casino supposed to do to stop people from pissing themselves?

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Ewwwwww.

[VR-21]

Someone lost a game of Texas Hold-It.

[shbox]

Poppy???

[A_Tradition_Continues]

There appears to be two customers trying to soak the casino.

[JustaDumbBlonde]

We had a man that played the dice table at the casino who would regularly wet his pants because he was so afraid that he would miss a good roll. Unfortunately, he would keep his purple chips in his pant pockets and they would sometimes get damp. Once I entered management, I informed the shift manager that someone was going to remedy this situation because my dealers were not going to be expected to handle chips that came from this guy's pockets.

After much fretting, the shift manager and vice president of table games talked to the man's wife and let her know that the situation had to change. She talked her husband into wearing an adult diaper.

It was a delicate matter for the casino because he was a high roller that made the casino lots of $$$.

There was another incident when a really old buy pooped his britches and the upper guys didn't want to talk to him (heck, nobody wanted to get close enough to talk to him). I insisted that they remove him and reminded them that the game wasn't called craps for another reason entirely. Somehow the shift manager found the humor in my comments.

People obsessed with gambling have very serious problems.

[dynachrome]

Hehe. Limbaugh opined today that it was Sen. “Leaky” Leahy.

[buccaneer81]

Brings new meaning to the phrase, “pissing away your money.”