“But whatever you do, don’t push the red button!”
I’d like to see an “etiquette point” designed with a bullseye sporting a likeness of either Bill or Hillary. Of course, you wouldn’t want a picture that’s TOO frightening or the whole experiment might backfire.
BTW, our employer now has restrooms with automatic flush toilets (that don’t wait until you are finished), motion-sensored sinks, motion-sensored soap dispensers and motion-sensored paper towel dispensers. Of course, you can’t receive the soap and keep the water running at the same time. We believe this is all the idea of our auditors who want to ration how much material we use in there.