Greg Norman's £50m divorce deal leaves him free to marry Chris Evert

Daily Mail UK ^ | Sept.8,2007

[tdscpa]

Fifty million pounds to get rid of a wife. Then he spends 50 pounds or so to get another one. He made his money playing golf. Since that is over, he should have spent 50 pounds on an accounting or economics course before jumping back in to matrimony.

I hope he spent a bunch on a lawyer and a pre-nupt. A few more of those divorce settlements, he will have to shed his fancy yacht, and sell his golf clubs.

I hope the next lady friend I acquire for fifty million pounds is younger than his!

[CaptainK]

Christmas should be a blast for the children of these two losers this year.

[nyyankeefan]

Greg Norman’s £50m divorce deal leaves him free to marry Chris Evert...

wonder if he chokes with her as often as he did on the golf links???

[DManA]

Bill Clinton’s favorite gulf partner. Remember when he got so drunk at Norman’s house, he stumbled down some steps and broke his arm?

[DManA]

Opps, guess he bumbed up his knee on that one.

[red irish]

You got that right. This just makes me sick because it happens so much today. There is absolutely nothing sacred anymore. I hope that both parties who were screwed over finds true happiness with good people who will love them.

[AppyPappy]

Great. It sounds like they are both marrying an adulterer.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Well, you know what they say - The only thing that happens when a man marries his mistress is he creates a job opening.

[TRY ONE]

What do you expect ——

“GOLF”: “Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden”

“Tennis”: A game where Love means nothing!

[JRochelle]

My admiration for Chris Evert has just reached the zero mark.

Her boys are ages 11-15.

She is a homewrecker, a worthless mother, and a skank.

No one should put kids thru this.

[CaptainK]

I know two kids who lived through this same situation. It was horrendous.

[Orange1998]

Good one.

[Sloth]

What a couple of lowlife turds.

[Orange1998]

I keep telling my wife to be careful with the sun. She has this need for direct sun. I wish your husband the best.

[AndyJackson]

beat women off with a stick

Nice work if you can get it.

[Afronaut]

Greg Norman thinks he is a gift to the planet. I have never met a bigger A-hle that this guy. When he choked at Augusta I was rolling on the floor. I wish that I could have been there to laugh in his regal face. That ended his career. Thank goodness. What an idiot.

Nick Price dumped his wife and children and took up with a co-ed from Arizona. Another piece of work. His career vanished also.

Now Jack Nicklaus...theres a guy to respect!

[CaptainK]

No, no, he wasn’t drunk. He just couldn’t find the nightlight on his way to the bathroom.

Only Bush drinks.

[Ditter]

My husband was warned for years by his doctor and he ignored him.

[lawgirl]

His wife Laura, with whom he has two grown-up children, cut a lonely figure as she left the court in tears.

divorce hurts.

[Hat-Trick]

wonder if he chokes with her as often as he did on the golf links???

The "Saturday Slam" or "Norman Slam" - being one of only two players to ever lead all (4) majors in a year after 54 holes. He choked away 3 of them - 1986 I believe. Then there was the famous Augusta choke in 1996? 6 shot lead heading into Sunday, ends up losing to Faldo.