Rosie to Britney: "Want to play President and the stewardess?"
Posted on 09/12/2007 10:27:46 AM PDT by freedom44
As Britney Spears suffers the fallout from her disastrous MTV Video Music Awards performance, she has found one unlikely ally: Rosie O’Donnell.
Rosie writes on her blog that she’s “been trying to get to her” in response to a fan’s insistence that she would be a good influence on the troubled pop star.
Rosie dropped another bombshell on her blog: that her new book, “Celebrity Detox,” actually upset former “View” co-host Barbara Walters!
Though “Extra” reported yesterday that Barbara has read the book and says she wants to “concentrate on the love that she sent,” Rosie is admitting there is a different story.
In response to a fan asking what Barbara thought of the book, Rosie writes, “It hurt her feelings.”
As for the expected firestorm surrounding the release of the book, Rosie writes, “Engage deflector shields.”
I bet she is, I bet she is, know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
I have no doubt. Bwahahahahahaha!!
Didn’t I read a story that Britney had been with a woman recently? Certainly makes sense for Rosie to reach out to the poor dear, so in need, maybe even desperate . . .
Rosie is so noble.
Watch out Britney! It’s one of those fat pig lesbian traps.
OK... someone needs to photoshop Rosie O’Donnell as Jabba the Hut and Britney as Princess Leia.
OMG..I know where this is headed. I predict some toilet bowl comments.
Rosie’s offered to help inspect Britney to make sure that she goes out with underwear on from now on.
Terrorists: We’ll cut off head of ‘prostitute’ Britney Spears
Posted: September 11, 2007
9:11 p.m. Eastern
© 2007 WorldNetDaily.com
Britney Spears and Madonna in their famous 2003 kiss
Muslim terrorist leaders threatened to forcibly convert Britney Spears and Madonna to Islam and warned if they resist, their heads would be cut off for “spreading Satanic culture,” according to a new book released today.
The threats, recorded on audio, come as Madonna is due to arrive in Israel Wednesday to celebrate the Jewish new year with fellow Kabbalah practitioners.
“If I meet these whores I will have the honor – I repeat, I will have the honor – to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam,” said Muhammad Abdel-Al, spokesman and senior leader of the Popular Resistance Committees terror organization.
The Committees, largely based in the Gaza Strip, has carried out thousands of rocket attacks against Jewish population centers and scores of shootings and bombings. It is suspected of bombing a U.S. convoy in Gaza in 2003 and took credit for a rocket attack yesterday that hit an Israeli military base wounding 69 – the largest casualty number of any Palestinian rocket attack.
(Story continues below)
Abdel-Al and other terror leaders were quoted threatening Madonna and Spears in “Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans – to a Jew!,” by author and WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.
Audio of their threats was played today by TMZ.com’s new national entertainment television show and its website.
In “Schmoozing,” the jihadist leaders were petitioned to describe what life would be like if the terrorists took over the U.S. and imposed Islamic Sharia law.
They were asked what they thought of specific American cultural icons and personalities, but many state they never heard of scores of notorious U.S. celebrities they were asked about.
According to Klein, many terrorists interviewed were familiar with two U.S. celebrities – Madonna and Spears.
“Unfortunately, I heard the names of Madonna and Spears on [Arab] television when parents complain that their children neglect their studies and their values because they are influenced by your cheap American music that you call culture,” explained Sheikh Abu Saqer, a founder of the Sword of Islam terror group.
The Sword of Islam has taken responsibility in Gaza for bombings of Internet cafes, pool halls and secular music stores, and is suspected of attacking a United Nations–funded school in Gaza accused of allowing girls and boys to play sports together.
Abu Abdullah, a senior member of Hamas’ so-called “military wing” is quoted in “Schmoozing” describing what his group would do with Madonna and Spears if jihad groups took over the U.S.:
“At the beginning, we will try to convince Madonna and Britney Spears to follow Allah’s way. But I honestly don’t think they will follow. If they persist with their whoring music, we will prevent them by force. I don’t think that I can be in the same place with these singers. They might be killed if they do not respect our laws.”
The Committees’ Abdel-Al accused Madonna and Spears of “spreading this culture by the Americans as part of the war against Islam.”
“If these two prostitutes [Madonna and Spears] keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them. First we will call them to join Islam. But if they keep what they are doing ... we can stone them or even we can kill them if they keep ... tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. ... A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt.”
Abdel-El said even before Islam takes over America he would personally kill Madonna and Spears if he ran into them. He boasted he would “be the first one to cut the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears.”
“Rosie writes on her blog that she’s “been trying to get to her” “
and by “get her” Rosie means what... in bed? ...on the view? ...in a commercial?
Rosie to Britney: "Want to play President and the stewardess?"
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As if she wasn’t troubled enough!
Re: As for the expected firestorm surrounding the release of the book, Rosie writes, “Engage deflector shields.”
With most people, this would be a joke......with Rosie, I think she really may believe she has actual deflector shields.
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