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To: jazusamo
You can assume alcohol was involved.

I'da never guessed.

Sometimes people ask me "Bill, how drunk have you ever been in your life? Knee-walkin', snot-slingin', commode-huggin' drunk, trying to call Ralph O'Roarke from the bottom of a toilet bowl?" And I can honestly answer, "Well, I've been drunk before, but never drunk enough to attempt to aspirate a rattlesnake." It's a benchmark of sorts.

2 posted on 09/18/2007 3:25:45 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill; stm

LOL! I had to wait to clear the tears before I could post this.


4 posted on 09/18/2007 3:28:19 PM PDT by jazusamo (DefendOurMarines.com)
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