Is there a babelfish translation of this?
A cerbun-reech bleck leyer, deteeng tu 12.9 ka, hes beee prefeeuoosly identeeffied et 50 Clufees-ege-a seetes ecruss Nurt Emereeca und eppeers cuntempuruneuoos veet zee ebroopt oonset ooff Yuoonger Dryes (YD) cuuleeng. Zee in seetoo bunes ooff ixteenct Pleeestucene-a megeffoona, elung veet Clufees tuul essembleges, ooccoor beloo thees bleck leyer boot nut veethin oor ebufe-a it. Cooses fur zee ixteencshuns, YD cuuleeng, und termeeneshun ooff Clufees cooltoore-a hefe-a lung beee cuntruferseeel. In thees peper, ve-a prufeede-a ifeedence-a fur un ixtreterrestreeel (IT) impect ifent et 12.9 ka, vheech ve-a hypuzeeseeze-a coosed ebroopt infurunmentel chunges thet cuntreebooted tu YD cuuleeng, mejur iculugeecel reurguneezeshun, brued-scele-a ixteencshuns, und repeed hoomun behefeeurel sheeffts et zee ind ooff zee Clufees Pereeud. Clufees-ege-a seetes in Nurt Emereecun ere-a ooferleeen by a theen, deescrete-a leyer veet feryeeng peek eboondunces ooff (i)megneteec greeens veet ireedioom, (iee) megneteec meecruspherooles, (ieei) chercuel, (if) suut, (f) cerbun spherooles, (fee) gless-leeke-a cerbun cunteeening nunudeeemunds, und (feei) foollerenes veet IT heleeoom, ell ooff vheech ere-a ifeedence-a fur un IT impect und essuceeeted beeumess boorneeng et 12.9 ka. Thees leyer elsu ixtends thruooghuoot et leest 15 Ceruleena Beys, vheech ere-a uneeqooe-a, illeepticel depresseeuns, ooreeented tu zee nurthvest ecruss zee Etlunteec Cuestel Pleeen. Ve-a prupuse-a thet oone-a oor mure-a lerge-a, loo-denseety IT oobjects ixpluded oofer nurzeern Nurt Emereeca, perteeelly destebeelizing zee Loorenteede-a Ice-a Sheet und treeggering YD cuuleeng. Zee shuck vefe-a, zeermel poolse-a, und ifent-releted infurunmentel iffffects (i.g., ixtenseefe-a beeumess boorneeng und fuud leemiteshuns) cuntreebooted tu ind-Pleeestucene-a megeffoonel ixteencshuns und edepteefe-a sheeffts emung PeleuEmereecuns in Nurt Emereeca.
Yoda translates: “ Of extinct pleistocene megafauna the in situ bones, with clovis tool assemblages along, within or above it occur below this black layer but not. Hmmmmmm.”