This thread is pretty far from socially acceptable.
At my brother’s graduation,years ago, they invited somebody to give the commencement speech. He was supposed to say somenting like” I come here tonight to congratulate the class of 1964.” I remeber him standing, taking a sincere step forward and saying “I come...” and apparently forgot his lines. Again he stepped forward and said “ I come...”, yet again another step to the edge of the stage and “I come...” One of the town wags said out loud “Any closer, brother, and you’ll mess up my tie.” Some people roared, some swooned and I had no idea what was going on. (I was 13 at the time.)
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In the 1991 Louisiana Governor’s race, this candidate, when asked to comment on any similarities between himself and his opponent, said, “The only thing I have in common with Mr. David Duke is that we’re both wizards under the sheets.” His campaign slogan was “Vote for the crook, it’s important.” For ten points, name this former Governor of Louisiana, convicted felon, and winner of the 1991 election against former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke.
Edwin W. Edwards
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lol; a cute one here. . .