[ElkGroveDan]

She went back to his office five times.

Reminds me of the scene from Life of Brian where his mother tells him his father was a Roman soldier:

Brian: You mean you were raped????

Mother: Well, at first, yes.

[tumblindice]

Doctor: “Ma’am, have you ever been bed-ridden?”

Granny: “Oh heavens, yes—many times. And a few times in cars.”