The MRSA Scam (snake oil shall protect thee not from zot)

10/18/2007 | Self

[EndWelfareToday]

Do you have car insurance,

Yes. The law mandates it so I am doing my part and paying to protect you from me driving my car into yours.

life insurance,

No. Don't need it and the law doesn't make me buy it.

or homeowners insurance?

Nope. Again. I don't need it and the law does not force me to get it.

What you don't get is many of us do NOT live in fear. You may wish to give it a try. ;-)

[Condor51]

YOU ARE CERTIFIABLY NUTZ, A WACKO - 100% CUCKOO (medical terms)

This is just my healthy, humble opinion. /s

[Petronski]

Well then, I’m guessing you’d have no problem slurping down a few hundred CCs of MRSA in growth solution.

[Phantom Lord]

I learned years ago that the medical profession is nothing more than the practice of witchcraft and sorcery and those of you that turn to sorcerers rather than to God for your healing and health are now reaping what you are sowing.

It wasn't God that fixed my broken leg. It wasn't God that fixed my staph infection. It wasn't God that healed my wifes broken back. It wasn't God repaired my fathers arm when it broke in more than 100 places. It wasn't God that rebuilt my left shoulder.

It was doctors and modern medicine.

[Soliton]

If the only tool you have is a hammer then the solution to every problem is to hit it with a hammer! I run over em with my Hummer!

You can get MRSA form a hummer too!

[joe fonebone]

did i make it?

[yorkie]

I’m speechless.........

And, I pray none of your family gets MRSA. I have it, and I probably wouldn’t be alive today if it weren’t for an excellent Doctor (and many prayers to the Great Physician.)

[rlmorel]

[gracesdad]

“You’re an idiot. This friggin’ thing damned near killed me in 2006.

It killed a friend of my family’s years ago.

Pull your head out of your ass, you moron.”

But you’re missing the point! How can you not see it?? The only reason you ever got MSRA is because you were dumb enough to get vaccinations, see doctors and use medications. All this bad stuff sapped your vital bodily fluids and therefore left you open to MSRA. Same thing happened to the 15-year-old kid who died the other day. /s

[saganite]

You can get MRSA form a hummer too!

Sorry, I ain’t even gonna go there! ;^)

[EndWelfareToday]

Zocor has my bad cholesterol down from 187 to 95. I’ll stick with it, thanks.

Yes... I can see where a healthy diet and exorcise can be a pain in the a**.

Thank Asclepios for those cool little pills eh? Don't they make life so much easier?

[RC2]

You may want to be careful with this one. Studies are out now that say your cholesterol should be about 130 to remain healthy. Taking it that low is only done by medication. Your natural body could never take it to 97 on its own. Just a word of caution here.

[TankerKC]

Yeah. So . . . who’s watching “The Office” tonight?

Foliage!

[Millers Cave]

So was the Black Death God’s punishment or was that just a scam too?

[Sudetenland]

"She's a witch! She's a witch!"

"Burn her! Burn her"

"

[linn37]

No you poor thing I am a health care worker. Daily I deal with patients that have MRSA and C-diff. I have to be very careful entering and leaving their rooms so that I don’t carry the infection to another patient.

You however are either insane or putting us on. Which is it?

[SubGeniusX]

[nickcarraway]

Maybe if medicals professionals wouldn’t wear their scrubs everywhere in public, we wouldn’t have such a problem. Don’t hospitals. etc. have rules, so their employees aren’t wear scrubs to the supermarket, the coffee shop, etc.?

[ShadowAce]

the debauchery of the medical profession

medical profession is nothing more than the practice of witchcraft and sorcery

As the Christian son of a Christian doctor and Christian nurse, I take great offense at those statements. Do not talk about things of which you know nothing. It'll make you seem a little smarter than you actually are.

[Camel Joe]

Thats combined, mine was at 267 combined before meds and now is still 190ish, doing nothing about it got me hypertension and heart valve damage. I guess I’ll just turn to the witch doctors.