Macomb county republican (conservative)
Veteran, USN, 1977 - 1985
Retired tag lines:
Terrorists are murderers...feed them pork and kill them!!
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is actually a train coming towards you.
Well, since there's no other place around the place, ah reckon this must be the place....ah reckon!!
Thin skinned people make me sick!!!
Time to get the old hippies out of government.
Woodstock defined the current crop of libs, but who cleaned up the mess they left behind?
Vote YES! on Lake Iran....
When did being white, christian and conservative become a crime?
Time to bring back tar and feathering.
Israel, taking out the world's trash since 1948.
Either grow a pair, or vacate your chair
Nothin' from Nothin' leaves Nothin.
When in Danger, When in Doubt, Run in circles, Scream and shout
Screw McPain....J. Fred Muggs for POTUS
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The analogy of the beans...Part 1... I am very hungry, and out back is a large field, with a small patch of beans growing in one corner. As I head out my back door, with a basket in my hands, a man from the government comes up and tells me I cannot go in the corner to look for beans ( even though I can see the beans ) but I can look over in a different area. So, basket in hand, I go over to the area the government man said I can look in, but alas, I find no beans. I go to bed hungry. The next day I wake up, grab my basket and head out the door to pick beans. The man from the government stops me again, and tells me to go pick beans in a different spot. I tell the government man there are no beans in that spot, but I can see beans in the back of the field. I then ask if I can go get the beans I can see. I am told no, go pick where I told you to. So, basket in hand, I go where I am told to go and pick beans, but I find none. Once again, I go to bed hungry. The following day, I pick up my basket and my shotgun, when the government man arrives..........
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The analogy of the beans, Part 2...I am very hungry, and just down the road is a large patch of beans. I grab my basket and head on out the door to pick some, only to have the government man stop me and say " I know you are hungry, and have no food to eat, but you cannot pick your way out of your hunger". I then punch the government man in the stomach, and go pick me some beans....