[svcw]

I like the one Rush told years ago.
Rush and Hillary are in an elevator and Hillary says to Rush, “make me a woman”. Rush says, “ok” Takes off his close and says, “here wash these”.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

"I like the one Rush told years ago."

Rush told that? Good for him.

He didn't much appreciate the joke I told, in December 1996 I think it was, as a caller on his show. This was during the Ebonics controversy, when schools in Oakland had proposed to teach urban kids in a ghetto patois. I called Rush to talk about the issue, then ended with:

Me: Hey, Rush, got a joke for you.

Rush: [warily] Well...

Me: [plowing ahead] What do you say, in Ebonics, when you find Hillary Clinton, Donna Shalala and Janet Reno under your Christmas tree?

Rush: Um...

Me: [merrily] Well I think you'd say: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Rush: [silence]

Rush: [coughing]

Rush: [rustling of paper] [choking] [coughing] [trying very very hard not to laugh]

Rush: No, no, no... [coughing] [rustling of papers] [clearing of throat]

Rush: No, that's the First Lady we're talking about, gotta respect it, can't do that, ah [coughing]

Me: Well thanks, Rush! Have a good day.