[Bear_Slayer]

Just wondering?

[freekitty]

In my mattress.

[Army Air Corps]

If you have a million dollars, I can help for a small fee...

[Mygirlsmom]

I would buy you a monkey (Haven't ya always wanted a monkey?)

Sorry - couldn't resist :o)

[rabscuttle385]

If you had a million dollars to invest, where would you invest it and why there?

I would invest the million dollars in things that the Caesar can not confiscate.

Improving myself and others through education, for one.

Paying off debts.

Even better, tithing ten percent to my church and donating the remainder to ministries that help other people. You would be surprised at the out-of-this world rates of return that investing in God pays out.

[paul51]

i’ll hold it for you

[chaos_5]

I would buy a million dollars of gold and put it in a pirate chest.

[Aria]

Real estate.

[Ooh-Ah]

I would start a fund to help conservative writers publish and keep the fund going with the proceeds.

[LibWhacker]

I'd give it to charity so liberals would like me. </stupid pandering to liberals>

Heck no!... I'd buy the biggest, smokingest, carbon belching SUV I could find and drive it up and down Market Street with the biggest ****-eating grin I could manage on my face.

[Dinsdale]

Most would go to wine, women and song.

The rest I would waste.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

The stock market and Nigerian e-mail scams.

[DB]

If you are in it for at least 10 years I’d buy land.

They aren’t making anymore of it.

[HarryCaul]

I would invest it in securities backed by sub-prime mortgages.

How much lower could they go?

(kidding!)

[tempe]

start a bank of DOT.COM, name myself CEO an President, issue a million shares to myself, then do an IPO and retire a multi-millionaire on someone else’s dime!!!

[B-Chan]

Real property.

I’d also like to build a new church building in our parish, but I’m not sure a million bucks would be enough...

[Zhang Fei]

Treasury bills. Can’t beat them for liquidity and safety. Yield isn’t quite so hot. But it’s still higher than what they get in both Euroland and Japan. The corporate debt market offers higher yields, but is extremely illiquid and kind of risky, given the recent tumult around the credit markets (related to Fortune 100 companies borrowing huge sums of money and keeping this debt off the books).

[tempe]

Start a Ponzi Scam ooH, I mean Fund

[word_warrior_bob]

Money like that you don’t want to give to no bank, banks are always gettin’ knocked off anyway so you let ole’ Bobby hold it for you, nobody knocks off ole’ Bobby.

[jwh_Denver]

1/2 million in physical gold and silver. The other half in gold/silver stocks.

[tempe]

Better yet, invest in Cattle Futures like Hillary Clinton, her $1000 turned into $100,000 in one week, by only reading the WSJ!

Using Hillary’s sharp investment plan that $1,000,000 would become $100,000,000 in less than a week... He’ll in less than a year we could payoff the National Debt, Have free health care, Free Money for All, Baby bonds can be passed around like all my families $$$ in Nigeria.... I never knew how good things could be... Thanks for the idea!