Rise and shine!
Morning :)
we had eight, [8], ocho, [VIII] trick or treaters last night. how sad is that????
I’ve seen this word used in medical reports as in: “The shelving edge of Poupart’s ligament was imbricated and secured snugly with interrupted 2-0 Prolene.”
Stone masons are adept at imbrickation...
One of my favorite Poe stories-”for the love of God, Montressor!”
The ‘rats are trying to stress
The differences between them
With a lot of lofty words
But they don’t really mean them
When push comes down to shove
Hillary and all her minions
March right with John and Obama
With their imbricate opinions
The differences between them
Are really rather minor-
Who is the biggest bolshevik
And who is the loudest whiner
Hillary’s lying lesbian lifestyle liberals licked and laid lapped over each other in regular order .....
My friends and I have decided on a theme for my new car, as this is South Florida and everything must have a theme. Since it’s a Chevy, I thought a low rider might be good, with flames painted around the wheels, shag carpet on the dash, the chrome plated chain steering wheel, and the little plastic dog with the head that goes up and down. Anyone who lives in South Florida will tell you that it has to have a Moroso Motor Sports bumper sticker on it, but that’s really obvious.
But that look is passe, so we considered going black. 24” chrome rims, 30 bead tires, dual 18” woofers in the trunk, and all the owner’s worldly goods in the back seat since he blew all his rent money and got evicted. This could work, but I’d have to paint the car bright green or electric blue, and all the cops I know love chasing these kinds of cars because they flip over.
What to do?
I think the new cool car look in the USA will be the retired old fart job. I’ll start by embricating a bunch of bumper stickers like AARP and KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY SOCIAL SECURITY and WORLD’S GREATEST GRANDPA. Next, I’ll get a New York Mets license plate frame. I’ve noticed that all the retirees around here have New York Mets license plate frames, which makes me wonder if they’re really retired or if the State of New York paid them to go away.
I’ll stink the interior up with old cheese farts, and put a captain’s hat in the back window. If I can find one that says, “Titanic,” it would be ideal. Instead of a grille, I can save some money and just have all my teeth pulled, so that’s a plus.
The big bling is the HoverRound on the carrier on the back bumper. That’s the dilly-o. If you haven’t got the HoverRound on the back carrier, you’re a wannabe.
So there you go. When I get done with all that, I can speed and run red lights with impunity on the way to Happy Hour in the restaurant (bar) across the street from my apartment. Hubba Hubba!!!