It's all God's fault!! If they hadn't been forced to go to church, this wouldn't have happened! /sarcastic liberal mode off
Repent! Or I shall smiteth thee with an bovine!
/sarcastic liberal mode off
< sarcastic conservative mode on>
That's just God's way of tellin' you that you went to the wrong church and yer goin' to Hell! < /sarcasm>