[Larry Lucido]

I could get bi-lingual with her.

[SkyPilot]

When I was driving through Belgium a few years ago, I stopped for gas.

I was amazed that the beautiful blonde girl who worked at the counter could speak French, Flemmish, German, and English!

Miss Belgium here speaks three languages!

There is no pleasing everybody.

[Ouderkirk]

I don’t care that she can’s speak...and I’m sure many men might prefer it that way...LOL.

[null and void]

I could get bi-lingual with her.

Me too. I'm a cunning linguist...

[Gamecock]

KRAMER: If you were Miss America, what would you do to make the world a better place?

KAREN: As Miss America, I would try and bring an end to world hunger. If every person sacrificed one meal a week, there would be enough to feed the whole world!

JERRY: That’s a hell of a plan. (To Kramer) Listen -

KRAMER (to Karen): What advice would you give young people?

JERRY: Alright, Kramer!

KRAMER: This is important stuff! She’s got to be able to answer these questions. She’s not going to have time to think, out there, with millions of people watching her. Any hesitation could cost her the crown. You know, poise counts.

KAREN: You really know a lot about this, don’t you?

KRAMER: Oh yeah, like last year? Miss Texas? Now, she should have won easily, but she lost points in the swimsuit competition.

KAREN: Well, what could she have done?

KRAMER: Tape her breasts together. [Jerry is shocked.]

KAREN: What else?

KRAMER: Well, take you for example. Now, you’re very attractive, but you got a big waist.

JERRY: Hey, come on!

KAREN: No, no...it’s O.K. (To Kramer) Go on.

KRAMER: Well, I’d recommend a waist cincher.

KAREN: Really.

KRAMER: Oh, yeah. Just - thip! - suck you in.

JERRY: I’ll be right back. [Leaves the table.]

KRAMER: So, what’s your talent?

KAREN: Magic.

KRAMER: Mmm. I’m thinking of a number from one to ten.

KAREN: Six.

KRAMER: No, five. But you were close.