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Pass the gas and don't be embarrassed
The Ottawa Sun ^
| Sat, December 29, 2007
| Staff
Posted on 12/29/2007 7:46:21 AM PST by fanfan
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To: Zuben Elgenubi
Right up your alley, I see.
;-)
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posted on
12/29/2007 8:46:15 AM PST
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: fanfan
“..You know, if you hadn’t said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”
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posted on
12/29/2007 8:51:42 AM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(An investigative journalist is one who uses spellcheck.)
To: fanfan
College provided a means to ignite my many interests.
Pax, fanfan and Happy New Year to you and yours.
To: fanfan
I fart in A Capella.
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posted on
12/29/2007 8:57:24 AM PST
by
azhenfud
(The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
To: fanfan
"I know a lot about gas," says Dr. Michael Levitt, the American gastroenterologist who has unravelled much of what is known about human flatulence.
There was once an NPR story about intestinal gas and their expert was a guy named Dr. Colin Leakey. That was a funny moment.
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posted on
12/29/2007 8:59:24 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: fanfan
Only certain people have bacteria in the gastric systems that produce methane, Dr. Levitt says. And only methane-producers can perform the time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart.
I guarantee you that most people are those "certain people."
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:00:51 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: Zuben Elgenubi
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:03:42 AM PST
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: Squantos
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:04:36 AM PST
by
hiredhand
(My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Not a “Light a Match” ping!
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:05:51 AM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: wazoo1031; ErnBatavia; Lurkin Lurch
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:08:21 AM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: aruanan
I guarantee you that most people are those "certain people."Sadly, I'm old enough to remember when talent was designated a Blue Angel, it was a very special thing.
To: Zuben Elgenubi
Sadly, I'm old enough to remember when talent was designated a Blue Angel, it was a very special thing.
The specialness must lie in those who actually try to do it. Everyone I've known who has tried has been able to ignite.
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:13:19 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: Allegra
Mighty fine catch there, Ms. Allegra!
Pfffft....
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:51:33 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: ought-six
LOL We had a chessie for a long time. Whoever said you can’t smell when you’re asleep has never had a farting chessie!! I’m talking green and crawling, wake you from a dead sleep nasty.
The chessie is long gone. Now we have a long legged rat terrier. Every time she farts noisily, she turns around and sniffs her butt, looks at us accusingly, and moves to another couch or chair. By the 3rd or 4th time she does this, we’re in tears, laughing at her.
To: ought-six
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:53:36 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: gardengirl
Now we have a long legged rat terrier. Every time she farts noisily, she turns around and sniffs her butt, looks at us accusingly, and moves to another couch or chair. By the 3rd or 4th time she does this, we’re in tears, laughing at her. ROFL!! You owe me a new keyboard.
That is HILARIOUS!
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:54:00 AM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: fanfan
But producing less gas might create another problem for women -- and the people around them. Levitt's research suggests women's flatulence is more ... aromatic.I KNEW it!
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posted on
12/29/2007 9:54:46 AM PST
by
skeeter
To: Allegra
Reading about it is not nearly as funny as seeing it! She has the body of a grayhound and is as flexible as a yoga instructor. I’ve seen her do this numerous times, and it gets funnier every time. She gets so upset. Deer meat seems to set her off the worst, so we try not to let her have any.
Sorry about the keyboard!
To: skeeter
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posted on
12/29/2007 10:00:00 AM PST
by
linn37
(phlebotomist on duty,its just a little pinch)
To: Allegra; wazoo1031
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posted on
12/29/2007 10:23:59 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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