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To: fanfan
Volunteer producers -- primed by a diet of pinto beans -- farted into aluminum bags via a rectal tube. Syringes full of gas were withdrawn from the bags and wafted by the nostrils of the unfortunate judges.

Dang it - all the job listing said was "participate in a scientific study." Nothing about getting a tube shoved up my pooper or sniffing somebody's pinto bean flatulence. I gotta have a talk with my career counselor.

69 posted on 12/29/2007 2:18:52 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill
all the job listing said was "participate in a scientific study." Nothing about getting a tube shoved up my pooper or sniffing somebody's pinto bean flatulence.

That is what "participate in a scientific study" means.

70 posted on 12/29/2007 2:57:34 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: Billthedrill
Dang it - all the job listing said was "participate in a scientific study." Nothing about getting a tube shoved up my pooper or sniffing somebody's pinto bean flatulence. I gotta have a talk with my career counselor.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
108 posted on 12/30/2007 4:06:59 PM PST by pinkpanther111 (DefendOurMarines.com)
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