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Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds
fox news ^ | 1/3/2007 | fox news

Posted on 01/03/2008 7:26:54 AM PST by tobyhill

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To: Fishtalk

But do the males cuddle after or do they roll over and sleep?


41 posted on 01/03/2008 7:49:06 AM PST by llevrok ( "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria." - Ben Franklin)
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To: tobyhill

Sluts


42 posted on 01/03/2008 7:49:32 AM PST by Hacklehead (Crush the liberals, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the hippies.)
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To: the Real fifi

If some woman thinks I’m obligated to pick the lice off her a** I’m out of there.


43 posted on 01/03/2008 7:49:50 AM PST by tobyhill (The media lies so much the truth is the exception)
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To: llevrok

not sure but they have been known to reach for a cigarette-well everywhere except NY, OH and Calif.


44 posted on 01/03/2008 7:51:42 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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To: Larry Lucido

“I’ll be more impressed when the monkeys learn that you aren’t paying for the sex, you are paying for the girl to leave afterward.”

ROTFLMAO


45 posted on 01/03/2008 7:52:32 AM PST by marktwain
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To: All

Kind of related story

“Warrant: Cop Allegedly Paid Hooker With Wife’s Shoes, Clothes”

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319868,00.html


46 posted on 01/03/2008 7:56:34 AM PST by tobyhill (The media lies so much the truth is the exception)
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To: ClearCase_guy
macaques
That's racist!

Only if you're speaking French.

47 posted on 01/03/2008 8:00:01 AM PST by BlazingArizona
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To: Larry Lucido
“Another blonde hair! Been doing some more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp again!”
48 posted on 01/03/2008 8:03:50 AM PST by BlazingArizona
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To: tobyhill

This is payment like giving a woman a backrub is payment.


49 posted on 01/03/2008 8:04:28 AM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy in 2008.)
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To: Sacajaweau

” I believe they “proved” the same thing with Penguins and their pebble offering.”

I think the tap dancing penquin wins


50 posted on 01/03/2008 8:04:41 AM PST by sure_fine (• " not one to over kill the thought process " •)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I'll have you know a true lady's favors cannot be bought, even with diamonds (unless they're a minimum 3ct with VS1 clarity and F color . . . ).

I feel special considering what a 1 carat VS1 G did, then...and THAT was like going for a ride through a brush chipper impressive.

Not sure if I am young enough to survive better.

51 posted on 01/03/2008 8:06:15 AM PST by Gorzaloon
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To: llevrok

They go out to smoke some banana peels...


52 posted on 01/03/2008 8:07:02 AM PST by weegee (End the Bush-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton-Clinton/Clinton-Bush-Bush-Clinton/Clinton Oligarchy in 2008.)
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To: Sacajaweau

It’s called foreplay...

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YOU SAID IT SAC!! Hehe, I wasn’t going there, but you said exactly what I meant.


54 posted on 01/03/2008 8:07:36 AM PST by Southerngl
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To: tobyhill
The males use grooming as a form of currency to buy sex from the female, the study found.

Interesting conclusion. I wonder why the author considered the grooming currency, instead of affection.
55 posted on 01/03/2008 8:10:28 AM PST by Vision (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: tobyhill

sounds more like foreplay than payment.


56 posted on 01/03/2008 8:10:29 AM PST by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: llevrok

He jumps up and beats his chest. It’s where money “SHINES” comes from.


57 posted on 01/03/2008 8:11:31 AM PST by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: tobyhill
Male Monkeys 'Pay' Females for Sex, Study Finds

Oh, man ... so many punch lines and they're all just so wrong.

58 posted on 01/03/2008 8:11:58 AM PST by Tanniker Smith (wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose panda hippo gnu deer)
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To: Tanniker Smith
So, we've concluded it's men who are the "nit-pickers".

I think it's a trick...Looks like she can't talk in that "nit-picking" position.

59 posted on 01/03/2008 8:15:53 AM PST by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: tobyhill
Left to her own desires, a female macaque mates about 1.5 times an hour, but that rate jumps to 3.5 times an hour when the male partner first provided grooming services, the study found.
Talk about a cheap date.
60 posted on 01/03/2008 8:16:52 AM PST by samtheman (Fred Thompson '08)
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