Drew Peterson Wants to Divorce Missing Wife

Fox News ^ | 1/31/08 | foxnews

[dmz]

Whoa

Still fairly perky at 44.
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Perky is only an apt modifier when the, uh, objects in question are real. Not terribly difficult to defy gravity with implants.

[snarks_when_bored]

Yes, but did you see the size of her feet?

Feet? What feet? (heh)

Anyway, now I've gotta go apologize to my girlfriends and tell 'em I didn't mean it!

[Paleo Conservative]

Still fairly perky at 44.

With a good exercise program, good nutrition, and plastic surgery, why should that be surprising?

[KosmicKitty]

Sigh!

Because, for some of us without the funds for plastic surgery, the ravishes of gravity are an all too common reality =:-0

[Rte66]

Oh, pullleeezzz!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

When does she find the time to dye her roots dark?

[KosmicKitty]

So, how do YOU avoid the natural consequences of aging??

[Rte66]

Umm, by divorcing my dead husband if I had one? Not sure what you mean!

[KosmicKitty]

Never mind - mea culpa :-)

[DeLaine]

I love it when Snarks gets bored.

[Beowulf9]

"He can’t marry number 5 until he divorces number 4". Don't you mean he can't kill number 5 until he divorces himself from kill number 4.