Rusty, stop kicking my backside... 
or I'll replace you like I did your first mother!
BTW Sherry Jackson... 
WHOA... 
MOMA!
"The Twilight Zone" (1959-64)
You do realize... 
that Christina Ricci is playing your part in the 2009 movie!
"Car 54, Where Are You?" (1961-1963)
Will you stop putting your hand there... 
People will think we are a gay couple!
"You Bet Your Life" (1950-1961)
George, the secret word tonight is Hitler... 
So stop wisecracking in German!