LOL! I get it!
Actually, if they were a joke, I’d probably play with them. If they were not a joke, I’d probably draw defects upon the faces of the enemies, shred the results, and burn the shreddings.
Personally, I was tempted to draw mustaches and beards on Pelosi and Reid...maybe add some fire breath (or a speech bubble "I'm totally serial!") to Algore's card.
I'm surprised, though, that they didn't have a card for Manbearpig. They did have a card for Howard Dean though.