April 1st came so quickly this year, yeah, I fell for it. Go ahead and laugh.
This trick wouldn't happen any other time of year:
Flowering dogwoods (pink and white), green grass, camelia blossoms turning brown, oak trees pouring pollen, Allegra, 2nd property tax payment due, lawnmower coughing and sputtering, a gas bar-be-que that turns meat into coal in 15 minutes, gas price predictions for Memorial Day, Hillary still hanging on, HGTV, yard work, Home Depot, Ceasar Chavez day-off (for state workers only), viagra ran out, Global Warming, McCain for President, switching to GEICO, pricing a Yugo, pool's turning green, and last, but not least, I've got to get my carpets cleaned!.
Great post, bud! And guess what? We all have similiar situations, depending on what part of the country we come from.
And we ladies don’t have to worry about the “V” running out. (Oh. Maybe we do.) LOL!