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The Poets of The Lair | April 2, 2008 | Soaring Feather

[Soaring Feather]

Jurassic

[Soaring Feather]

[tomkow6]

1900!

Can't ya just FEEL the LOVE?

Sevenofnine!!! #1900!!!

 

 

[tomkow6]

1850!

Can't ya just FEEL the LOVE?

Ms Feather!!! #1850!!!

 

 

[Soaring Feather]

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[tomkow6]

Well you've been complaining that I don't give you any “WOOHOOs”, so I gave you something different!

[Allegra]

Ping to Post 1,920.

[Soaring Feather]

It's all about you isn't it?? ms, feather, where is my WOO HOO, on and on you go over the stupid WOO HOO.
You certainly did come up with something, (not necessarily different) disgusting is more like it.

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

FARTING TYPES

The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine.

The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.

The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.

The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.

The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.

The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.

The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.

The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.

The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all.

The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

 

 

[MEG33]

Happy Tuesday To The Lair
Whew..Time to smell the Violets.
;o)

[Lady Jag]

[Soaring Feather]

LOL, hilarious! ;0)

Lovely the little frame. Yes, and thanks for bringing a lighter and sweet aroma into the Lair.

[Soaring Feather]

Thanks for lifting fog in the Lair, nice graphic and verse. ;0)

[MEG33]

;o)

[Lady Jag]

(April 29) Today we're celebrating. . . National Sense of Smell Day »

National Sense of Smell Day
Did you know there was a Sense of Smell Institute?

Me either! Well today the Institute plays host to activities in museums and science centers across the country educating us about our 5th sense, smell.

Did you know:

Everyone has his or her own unique odor-identity or “smell fingerprint.

No two people smell the same odor the same way. In other words, a rose may smell sweeter to some people than to others.

The average human being is able to recognize approximately 10,000 different odors.

Our sense of taste is greatly influenced by our sense of smell.

A woman’s sense of smell is keener than a man’s.

[Lady Jag]

Meant to ping you to post 1936 and today’s Holiday.

[Soaring Feather]

No, I did not know this, I wonder is this funded by government or private funds?

Probably one of Senator Robert Byrd’s pet projects to see if the smell of the KKK is still upon his body.

/rant

Well, anyway funny concept.

[SevenofNine]

That got be Tomkow’s fav holiday

Well Jerselum Post report that scientists are claim that Western Wall may be danger of collapse

Guess who got smack chat by TMZ photographer OH LORDY

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1529426814

Also another report developing on Matt the Hat site guess who going make appearance on O’reilly show

Hillary

[Lady Jag]

Who knows, it may lead to Smell-o-Television.