[WayneS]

I think my Labs must have been from the “bag of hammers” blood line.

[AnAmericanMother]

I've known 'em. They look at you with those big, brown, cowlike eyes, and you just know the lights are on, but nobody's home.

It's like a palomino horse I ride for my trainer. Handsome boy, but doesn't have two brain cells to rub together. We call him the Big Dumb Blond, and his tag line is "Duh . . . gotta ask Coach."