Posted on 05/06/2008 9:04:40 AM PDT by Fishface
Attention Global Warming Alarmists! You better sit down. I have bad news. It's so bad in fact, that this isn’t going to be easy for me. Now, I don’t know how to say it, so I’m just going to say it. It looks like we are not in a prolonged period of Global Warming. No, according to NASA and 3000 temperature measuring ocean buoys, global temperatures are cooling, not warming.
I know...I know... this is horrible news, and I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you. The flooded cities, the dead polar bears, the shrinking glaciers, the intense hurricanes, even the sinking islands, they’re not going to happen, and I’m sorry.
You’ve put so much time and energy into convincing us that we are all doomed and that it’s our fault. You got us to change so much of our dangerous behaviors, like breathing, driving and using light bulbs. You warned us about the horrors of cow flatulence, industrial productivity and hairspray. Take heart though. It’s hardly your fault. You trusted Al Gore and who wouldn’t have with his record of honesty and achievement. He even made a movie and used a power-point presentation that was very convincing. Nobody blames you.
Darn those scientists at NASA’s Earth Observatory with their hard to dispute factual data. I mean since when did “factual data” enter the Global Warming argument anyway. Everything was going so well when you based your arguments on pictures of baby polar bears and corrupt computer climate models. I guess it was just a simpler time then.
Now, along comes this report from NASA: “"A cool-water anomaly known as La Niña occupied the tropical Pacific Ocean throughout 2007 and early 2008. In April 2008, scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced that while the La Niña was weakening, the Pacific Decadal Oscillation-a larger-scale, slower-cycling ocean pattern-had shifted to its cool phase…[this] can have significant implications for global climate, affecting Pacific and Atlantic hurricane activity, droughts and flooding around the Pacific basin, the productivity of marine ecosystems and global land temperature patterns." I know it’s hard to understand because it involves actual research, so I’ll do my best to translate: we are entering a naturally occurring cooling phase that will likely last for 20-30 years.
What makes this report so particularly devastating is the fact that there hasn’t been any warming for the past ten years. So, that means there could be a period of 30-40 years of cooling global temperatures. But that is not the worst part. Atmospheric levels of CO2 are on the rise. So, your theory that humans have caused Global Warming by increasing atmospheric CO2 levels has been officially debunked.
How could this happen? You convinced corporations to spend billions of dollars to be more “green”. You convinced our government to spend billions to fight climate change. One of you even sterilized yourself to save the world from the disease that is humanity (true story by the way). You deserve better than this.
Of course looking back now, there were some warning signs: First, 17,200 of the world’s scientists signed a petition declaring: “we urge the United States government to reject the global warming agreement that was written in Kyoto, Japan in December, 1997, and any other similar proposals. The proposed limits on greenhouse gases would harm the environment, hinder the advance of science and technology, and damage the health and welfare of mankind. There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gases is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth's atmosphere and disruption of the Earth's climate. Moreover, there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth”. Then, China, one of the world’s worst polluters, had its coldest winter in 100 years. Now NASA, who has up until this point has been on board with the whole Global Warming thing, comes out with this back-breaker.
Yeah. It looks like the dream is over. Unfortunately, we’re all going to make it. It was a good try though. You almost did it. You came really close to limiting our private property rights, imposing destructive taxes and causing irreparable damage to our economy, all in the name of man-made Global Warming. These are things you should be very proud of, and fear not, I'll bet many of your comrades-in-arms will share your disappointment, rally the troops and continue to support man-made Global Warming. They won’t let facts get in the way of their agenda. After all, it was never really about Global Warming anyway, was it?
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Sources:
Harris, Richard; “The Mystery of Global Warming's Missing Heat.” www.npr.org; May 9, 2008
Sheppard, Marc; “Are Global Warmists Pulling a Cool Fast One?”;www.americanthinker.com; May 5, 2008.
Wagner, Michael J; “17,200 Scientists Dispute Global Warming” www.digitaljournal.com; April 4, 2007
Well its my opinion that all this is natural and we can’t do anything about the climate. If we could we would be able to have a decent weather forcast.
Well its my opinion that all this is natural and we can’t do anything about the climate. If we could we would be able to have a decent weather forecast.
Me: “hey, the sky is blue.”
Al Gore: “No it isn’t.”
Me: “yes it is. Look right up there.”
Al Gore: “you’re not a scientist.”
Me: “no, but I’m looking right at the sky, and it is blue.”
Al Gore: “you poor uneducated man. Haven’t you seen my Movie? It’s all laid out for you.”
Me: “you’re playing on my fears!!”
I couldn’t understand the article, but then, when I look out at the horizon, the earth sure looks flat.
NEW models show that TEMPORARY global cooling is masking the effects of TRUE global warming, but we actually may not see the effects of warming for another 10-15 years.
Kind of kicks the can down the road from the standpoint of actually having to admit their mis-assumptions!
THE ICE AGE IS COMING! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Al Gore deeply saddened.
Hey guys, you really need to get up to date on your liberal terminology.
As I was sipping a latte eating tofu and sushi the other day, I heard an enlightened young guy say “climate change”.
Then again, as I was doing my yoga routine and reading Chomsky through my little square glasses I overheard a lady on AirAmerica say “climate change” instead if GB.
I thought, WOW that that explains all this snow.
LOL, I saw a cartoon the other day that said that.
Some treehugger was shouting:
GLOBAL WARMING IS COMING! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Some guy whispers in his ear:
“Psst, the temperatures are falling”
Treehugger says:
THE ICE AGE IS COMING! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
I thought man-made global warming caused shifts in the air and ocean currents which actually result in cooler temperatures.
I have always been amazed that we puny humans think that we can somehow affect things such as global warming or cooling, sunspots or the atmosphere on other planets.
Talk about God complexes.
Do you have a link for this?
Talk about God complexes
That’s just it, most of them don’t believe in God therefore have to take matters into their own hands - a pitiful substitution.
The AGW crowd is full of evil scientists who are as anti-human as any far leftist activist. Any way, check out the book "The Chilling Stars." It presents a very credible theory that GCR (Galactic Cosmic Rays)entering the Solar System are influenced by Sunspot activity. That interaction is a driving force in low level cloud formation. The low level clouds reflect sunlight, resulting in cooling. What I gathered from reading the book is that the science is far from settled.
Science is being utterly corrupted by the left. the fraudulent scientists at realClimate and other sites are relentless is their efforts to distort and destroy real science. They do this because the are at their core as anti-human as Gore and other evil humans who believe the lie of AGW. If the AGW crowd is successful, 100's of millions of humans will be killed. Their "solution" will kill many more people than Hitler, Mao, and Stalin-- and they would have no problem with that. Gore and his ilk are no less evil than Hitler, Mao, or Stalin.
I pray to God that the day will come when he and those who support AGW are hunted down with a vengeance.
Well, correct EXCEPT you have to replace
“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
with
“QUICK! IMPLEMENT GLOBAL SOCIALISM!”
because that’s the REAL agenda.
Bump.
Hope this day comes soon...when Gore and those who support AGW are hunted down with a vengeance and sent to abetter world!.
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