Why are conservatives happier than liberals?

CNN Online ^ | May 9, 2008 | Jack Cafferty

[vietvet67]

Liberals wouldn’t be happy working in a pie factory even if they could eat every other pie..

[MNJohnnie]

I see don't bother with the fact. You have your phony moral equivalence argument and cannot be bothered with anything so pedestrian as FACTS!

[griswold3]

The advantage the conservative have over liberals is conservatives understand human nature.
Conservatives believe you can catch more flies with honey, and the liberal way has to be done by force.
I like honey! It makes me happy!

It’s all about free will!

I got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart.
Where?
Down in my heart!

[Post Toasties]

Why are conservatives happier than liberals?

Probably has something to do with not being as challenged by reality.

[Retired Greyhound]

I knew I would find some good pics on this thread.

Conservative women are so much hotter than liberals.

[Stegall Tx]

Liberals wouldn’t be happy working in a pie factoryf

I think that has more to do with working than with pie.

Oh, and thanks for your service.

[enough_idiocy]

I don’t recall the original study (showing cons are more happy) getting much press, but this “explaination” sure is getting around the media.

Cons don’t care about others so much that they are the ones who give to charity overwhelmingly while the liberals who care so much about the little guy give less. Hell, look at taxes. Obama and Kerry only pay 25% in taxes, no where near the top margin.

[ccmay]

Inequalities take a greater psychological toll on liberals, apparently because they can’t rationalize away the gaps in society and thus end up more frustrated by them.

Inequalities are the way of the world, from which wolf gets to eat the deer's liver, to which football star or tycoon gets to bang which red-hot model chick. You'd think a bunch of confirmed Darwinians would have no problem understanding this.

If anything requires "rationalizing", it's the notion that laws and government spending can eliminate such inequalities permanently.

-ccm

[Stegall Tx]

Seriously, I believe a survey was released a year or two ago which indicated that conservative areas of the country tend to be more generous with their own money (i.e., individuals tend to support charities more than those in liberal areas do). I believe it is much more satisfactory to see the results of your own effort or the efforts of the charities you support than the results of just one more failed government program (JOMFGP).

[b4its2late]

[vpintheak]

I great line from the movie "Bruce Almighty": Some of the happiest people on earth go home stinking to high Heaven every day.

Wealth is not an indication of happiness folks. Sure money helps, but when you are free, you are the happiest.

[RachelFaith]

‘I have learned, in whatever state I am, therewith to be content.’-Philippians 4:11

Happiness is NOT the natural state of man. Wicked conteptuois contentiousness is his natural state. Babies are not taught how to whine and cry, they must be taught how NOT to whine and cry.

Conservatives therefore, are mature, and Liberals are literally unlearned whiny cry babies.

[kenth]

Conservatives are happier than liberals? THAT’S NOT FAIR!

[the lastbestlady]

That because conservative women work hard to be hot. Plus they supplement a healthy diet by eating Liberals for breakfast.

[the lastbestlady]

That=that’s

[Retired Greyhound]

there is also the matter of class, which I find missing from many liberal women.

[the lastbestlady]

That’s true, but one has to be an adult to really learn to have class. (a feat that most liberals have failed to achieve)

[TASMANIANRED]

Poor liberals are mired in victiomology...No happiness there.

Elitist liberals are mired in jealousy...There can only be one apex and if you aren’t it you have to settle for a lesser peak.

[ME-262]

Liberals don't seem to get that with no disparity of income or possessions there is just no motivation to work. The greater and more visible the disparity the greater the motivation, provided the system allows all people to perform equally or at least proportionally well considering who they are. People may give up on a system that is rigged against them, but as long as the system is fair and equal and offers a path for the poorest child to become the richest adult, the sky is the limit to how hard individuals of ambition will strive to best each other.

People are by nature selfish! (Fact)

I have seen that every labor and every skill which is done is the result of rivalry between a man and his neighbor. Ecclesiastes 4:4a

[TASMANIANRED]

Without the ability to better yourself....No one will try...

Competition is human nature...It’s one of the reasons that elite athletes try to better their own best running or swimming times.