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18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have
MSN ^ | May 20, 2008 | Steve Calechman

Posted on 05/20/2008 9:37:30 PM PDT by Daffynition

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To: piytar
No. it is a holster. Still looks girly though......:-)
101 posted on 05/21/2008 7:18:37 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Will this thread be jacked by a Mormon?)
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To: Daffynition
Men's Hand Cream

102 posted on 05/21/2008 7:18:41 AM PDT by BraveMan
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To: piytar
No, it doesn't. It just makes you a sissy with a gun.
103 posted on 05/21/2008 7:20:18 AM PDT by Doohickey (SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
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To: BraveMan

How about.....

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4139/saturday-night-live-steve-martins-penis-beauty-creme

????????


104 posted on 05/21/2008 7:21:39 AM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: andy58-in-nh
"7. A full-sized gas barbeque grill and the understanding of how to properly prepare and cook raw meat of every variety."

Gas grill?! You can't be serious. You just blew your cover.

105 posted on 05/21/2008 7:22:45 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Petruchio

A Weatherby eyebrow is acceptable. However, it may subject on to ridicule for knowing how to handle large weapons.


106 posted on 05/21/2008 7:23:31 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Will this thread be jacked by a Mormon?)
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To: Daffynition

Steve sounds like a complete Kansas City faggot dancer.


107 posted on 05/21/2008 7:28:49 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (Party ahead of principles; eventually you'll be selling out anything to anyone for the right price.)
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To: Daffynition

If any woman judged me based upon this list, she isn’t the kind of woman I need. This list is ridiculous.


108 posted on 05/21/2008 7:29:04 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona....)
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To: Daffynition

I have a can opener key ring, but since it’s a “lakeshark” that a dive buddy gave me as a gift, I’m keeping it until I’m dead.


109 posted on 05/21/2008 7:29:59 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Daffynition
12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own.

I prefer to quote 'Yellowbeard'! I really have to be careful when and where I do, though!

110 posted on 05/21/2008 7:33:14 AM PDT by airborne (LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! LETS GO PENS!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
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To: Hatteras

Real men don’t have time for charcoal: they are too busy hunting. But you’re right - charcoal just tastes better.


111 posted on 05/21/2008 8:09:18 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
Real men make time for charcoal.
112 posted on 05/21/2008 8:11:50 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: allmendream

I’ll revise my suggestions: Gas is more convenient for weekday cooking (especially when you work long hours). Charcoal absolutely, positively tastes better, but is more appropriate for weekend grilling when you have time to prepare a fire properly, which to me means having a drink in one’s hand at all times.


113 posted on 05/21/2008 8:14:17 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: Daffynition

ACLU Card, appointments at day spas, clothing that’s pink, and stay away from hippies. Nver get near a smelly, dirty hippie.


114 posted on 05/21/2008 8:15:21 AM PDT by mainerforglobalwarming
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To: Hatteras
Real men make their own charcoal.

(fixed it)

115 posted on 05/21/2008 8:16:23 AM PDT by Petruchio (Democrats are like Slinkies... Not good for anything, but it's fun pushing them down the stairs.)
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To: Hatteras

“Real men make time for charcoal.”

Texans just use mesquite coals. You sayin’ we ain’t real men?


116 posted on 05/21/2008 8:19:46 AM PDT by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: Hatteras

I do prefer charcoal for cooking meat. I know that there’s a raging debate out there in the barbeque/grilling world about gas vs.charcoal. All I can tell you is that I’ve had some pretty damn good results from a 12,000 BTU gas grill properly prepared with soaked mesquite or hickory wood chips, and it doesn’t take 45 minutes to get up to temperature.


117 posted on 05/21/2008 8:20:42 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: 444Flyer
A grown man should avoid speaking like a 20-year-old. It doesn’t make you cool, it makes you stupid.

Word.

118 posted on 05/21/2008 8:22:45 AM PDT by Hacksaw (I support the San Fran tiger.)
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To: andy58-in-nh
Besides being more convenient, a gas grill also pegs a man's “gizmometer” because it looks high tech and has all the ‘bells and whistles’.

But the steak tastes better being cooked over Mesquite, and it is FAR more manly to have a cheap 40$ pit grill with 5$ worth of mesquite to cook your 15$ steak than a 1,000 grill and 1$ worth of propane. Gas grill BBQ is so easy/ not messy/ time-saving/ convenient that you may as well have a woman do it! ;)

119 posted on 05/21/2008 8:25:12 AM PDT by allmendream (Life begins at the moment of contraception. ;))
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To: Billthedrill
"I disagree about item (1)."

I concur with you. Fights result in black eyes, stitches, broken noses etc.

Scars are tattoos with better stories.

120 posted on 05/21/2008 8:32:21 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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