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To: Stoat

I’m scared. I won’t lie. People. dogs. cats. lions. fish. I’m terrified.


37 posted on 05/27/2008 12:57:23 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Hi Heels
I’m scared. I won’t lie. People. dogs. cats. lions. fish. I’m terrified.

Just keep a tranquilizer gun handy.  If relatives or neighbors start disappearing and she starts ordering a lot of "how to build a giant barbecue with rotating spit in your backyard" books from Amazon and begins to look at you in a decidedly different way, just "trank" her and drop her off at the Zoo.  She'll have a nice snack there and will be fine for probably several hours.   :-)

Next day, a new Zoo.

38 posted on 05/27/2008 1:04:22 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2012: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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