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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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| 06/13/2008
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Posted on 06/13/2008 10:02:28 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99
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a laugh for Friday the 13th
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I got this in an email, too. Love W's:
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:05:20 AM PDT
by
Miss Didi
("Good heavens, woman, this is a war not a garden party!" Dr. Meade, Gone with the Wind)
To: Miss Didi
Gore’s is great too. He also invented the manbear pig too.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:08:17 AM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(Obama - not qualified to be president or dogcatcher!)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Gangsta rapper: Because that chicken was dissin’ me by trespassin’ on my turf and I woulda popped a cap on his whitey @$$!
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:08:36 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Michelle Obama : Because the chicken was WHITE and the road was BLACK and the chicken wanted to walk all over the black man!
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:09:52 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Posted here several times.
A: To show a possum that it can be done.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:11:33 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Whitey chicken crossed the road! Whitey did it! he crossed on the backs on the black man! Goddamn that chicken!
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:16:22 AM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(Obama - not qualified to be president or dogcatcher!)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Heck with why the chicken crossed the road, get out the cast iron skillet and let’s cook that sucker.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:18:36 AM PDT
by
Convert from ECUSA
("When I was a boy, America was a better place" - Dennis Prager)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Spoken like a TRUE Southerner!
That, my friend, is TRUTH!
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Alternate answer to the people of more southern states: To show the armadillo it could be done.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:25:22 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
A: To lay it on the line.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:44:48 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
We have one that lives in our backyard, we named it phyllis.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:44:53 AM PDT
by
Big Guy and Rusty 99
(Obama - not qualified to be president or dogcatcher!)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
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posted on
06/13/2008 10:45:19 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
OLD FLAT TOAD- Thanks for the push Hill.
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posted on
06/13/2008 11:27:23 AM PDT
by
Old Flat Toad
(Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Obama: this is not the chicken I knew.
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posted on
06/13/2008 11:47:44 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
(Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Frank Perdue: “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken walk across a road.”
George Carlin: “Screw the chicken.”
Nietzsche: “The chicken is dead.”
Kierkegaard: “Crossing the road is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced....”
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posted on
06/13/2008 12:25:22 PM PDT
by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Why did the chicken crossed the road? To prove to the possum and the armadillo that it could be done.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Obama: To feed all of those I’ve thrown under the bus.
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posted on
06/13/2008 12:38:29 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
To escape before Obama threw him under the bus.
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posted on
06/13/2008 12:42:43 PM PDT
by
MWestMom
To: Miss Didi
Curtis LeMay: I dont care what side of the &%$#)@ road he is on, I will bomb him there,too.
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posted on
06/13/2008 3:59:16 PM PDT
by
Yorlik803
( Obama, I dont want to be cold and hungry. I am a AMERICAN.)
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