a laugh for Friday the 13th
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
I got this in an email, too. Love W's:
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
2 posted on
06/13/2008 10:05:20 AM PDT by
Miss Didi
("Good heavens, woman, this is a war not a garden party!" Dr. Meade, Gone with the Wind)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Gangsta rapper: Because that chicken was dissin’ me by trespassin’ on my turf and I woulda popped a cap on his whitey @$$!
4 posted on
06/13/2008 10:08:36 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Michelle Obama : Because the chicken was WHITE and the road was BLACK and the chicken wanted to walk all over the black man!
5 posted on
06/13/2008 10:09:52 AM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Posted here several times.
A: To show a possum that it can be done.
6 posted on
06/13/2008 10:11:33 AM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Heck with why the chicken crossed the road, get out the cast iron skillet and let’s cook that sucker.
8 posted on
06/13/2008 10:18:36 AM PDT by
Convert from ECUSA
("When I was a boy, America was a better place" - Dennis Prager)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
A: To lay it on the line.
11 posted on
06/13/2008 10:44:48 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
13 posted on
06/13/2008 10:45:19 AM PDT by
Jeff Chandler
(Given such dismal choices, I guess I'll vote for the old guy.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
OLD FLAT TOAD- Thanks for the push Hill.
14 posted on
06/13/2008 11:27:23 AM PDT by
Old Flat Toad
(Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Obama: this is not the chicken I knew.
15 posted on
06/13/2008 11:47:44 AM PDT by
WOBBLY BOB
(Conservatives are to McCain what Charlie Brown is to Lucy.)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Frank Perdue: “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken walk across a road.”
George Carlin: “Screw the chicken.”
Nietzsche: “The chicken is dead.”
Kierkegaard: “Crossing the road is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced....”
16 posted on
06/13/2008 12:25:22 PM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
Why did the chicken crossed the road? To prove to the possum and the armadillo that it could be done.
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
To escape before Obama threw him under the bus.
19 posted on
06/13/2008 12:42:43 PM PDT by
MWestMom
To: Big Guy and Rusty 99
STILL THINKING: To be on the opposite side from Obama, Hitlery, and McShame.
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