[Wil H]

A peregrine falcon named Cielo..

What??

It's a damn wild bird, for chrissake!

It doesn't have a name, and if these bleeding heart environmentalists are so upset with our intrusion on the planet what the f#$k are they doing imposing a label on wild bird?

Surely this is a violation of the bird's natural rights!

[Flycatcher]

LOL! I do it too. The wife and I have a remote desert getaway, where a loggerhead shrike has taken up residence for the last three years. We call him “Loggie.” Just had a brood of chicks, and one fledgling now hangs around. We call him “Son of Loggie.”

Yeah, I know... pathetic.