Hell, I’m pure evil then..
Big ol briquette grill, starter fluid... giant slabs of BEEF cooking away...
MMMMMMMMM
Every time you grill a steak, God kills a tree in the Amazon forest. Or something.
I swear, vegetarians are stupider, most stupidest, simply because they don't eat enough beef.
A human can survive infinitely on beef alone. Protiens and fats. It's all a body needs. But a body cannot survive without these two things. What is the most unimportant part of our diet? Vegetables. Vegetarians try to forgo the most important dietary ingredients, with detrimental effect, mostly detrimental.