[SeafoodGumbo]

Well, that explains BJC’s investments in the ag industry...

I'm assuming that BJC is Bill Clinton. It's ironic that you comment on him because he was from Hope, Arkansas which (iirc) is the watermelon capital of the country.

[batter]

Hope, Arkansas which (iirc) is the watermelon capital

LOL! Maybe that explains what happened to him. From the Hope Arkansas Wikepedia entry (here) -

Hope is also known for growing watermelons and continues to produce records for the largest watermelons in the world.

ROFL!