Posted on 07/18/2008 7:51:14 PM PDT by spartagroup
“It is still too early to know which candidate will do more for members of ASSI. Both John McCain and Barack Obama strongly support so-called ‘immigration reform, which is in reality another wave of amnesty for us,” Chao said.
Now, Obama is a far-leftist radical who understands that 90% of illegals vote Democrat once they become citizens (or simply register to vote while they await citizenship).
He would seek a much wider and easier road to citizenship than McCain would.
We have one problem. The U.S. Senate.
If Democrats can’t win 60 seats this November, not counting Israeli citizen Joe Lieberman, a determined Republican minority could block any reform package from getting to Barack for his signature.
If McCain is elected, the Republicans, or most of them, would have to support his immigration reform, and of course, all Democrats would as well, assuring amnesty for all of us already here.
We’ll have to wait and see how the campaign goes.
A real possibility exists of a total Democrat blowout in November that would allow them to write legislation of any kind into law without Republican help.
We’ll follow the race closely before calling on ASSI members to vote as we suggest.
Even if you can’t move, it’s important that you start registering now, as often as possible.
ASSI is running a special of free citizenship identification on paper that will dissolve in December (We don’t want to give up our lucrative practice of supplying false papers).
You should try and register in as many voting precincts near each other as possible so that you can vote a minimum of 10 times. This will geometrically enhance our power on election day.
Most Americans are so stupidly naïve and goody-goody, except for union leaders and snow birds in Florida, that they wouldn’t think of registering more than once.
That is the most important thing that ASSI members can do between now and election day. Register, register, register.
John McCain: CHARTER MEMBER
very good satire!
I lol’d at just the author’s name!
If this is for real, why has not everyone associated with this site been arrested??
American Secret Society Where Illegals Promote Extreme Socialism
Not to be confused with American Secret Society of Lovely Emigrants, or ASSOLE.
It looks like a spoof site
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