Australian Mayor Appeals For 'Ugly' Women To Move To Town

All Headline News ^ | August 18, 2008 | Preciosa Dumlao

[lormand]

Sebastapol California has very ugly women there too.

[seoul62]

After taking too much Viagra? Viagra’s side effects: loss of vision./Just Asking - seoul62.......

[angcat]

LOL

Do you think this is Photoshopped? How could someone get like this!

[70th Division]

I suggest lots of happy hours and beer goggles

[r9etb]

LOL! I knew a guy who was stationed on Ascension Island for a while, and there was a lady there who was known as the "Bendix Queen" because she worked for the Bendix Co. The guys on the island were gaga over her -- they had made her the homecoming queen, and she never lacked for male companionship... and my friend couldn't understand it. He said when he got there he saw this very unattractive lady -- "flabby, bad skin, and she had moss on her teeth...."

By the third month of his tour, he said she wasn't so bad ... and after 6 months she was beautiful.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

No, I saw a picture of her BEFORE she got all that friggin’ plastic surgery. She basically destroyed herself. Michael Jackson would have a hard time keeping up.

There was a time when you did NOT need beer goggles to go out with this woman.

[tob2]

lol. Everybody is attractive to somebody!

If I had money and was able to travel, would love to visit Australia. From what I’ve seen in travelogues, it is a beautiful country.

[Dutchgirl]

(I prefer the “Pirates of Penzance” reference myself)

Oh, is there not one maiden here
Whose homely face and bad complexion
Have caused all hope to disappear
Of ever winning man’s affection?
To such an one, if such there be,
I swear by Heaven’s arch above you,
If you will cast your eyes on me,
However plain you be – I’ll love you!
However plain you be,
If you will cast your eyes on me,
However plain you be – I’ll love you.

[tob2]

Jocelyn Wildenstein has deliberately made herself look that bad. I cringe everytime I see her face, which is, thank God, not that often.

[fieldmarshaldj]

The Aussie Philosophy ?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart ...Nice children you’ve got there - are they twins?” The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or just stupid? Do you really think they look alike?”

“No”, replies the greeter . “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice.”

[Impy]

I was expecting a pic of the babelisious Helen. ;) But someone beat you too it. This one is even more lovely.