I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show.
1 posted on
08/21/2008 12:33:28 AM PDT by
HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
To: HAL9000
According to the article, the new slogan for the product is "Windows, Not Walls".
Good luck with that.
4 posted on
08/21/2008 12:35:32 AM PDT by
HAL9000
("No one made you run for president, girl."- Bill Clinton)
To: HAL9000
6 posted on
08/21/2008 12:38:23 AM PDT by
HAL9000
("No one made you run for president, girl."- Bill Clinton)
To: HAL9000
I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show.Great show. Some episodes are absolute masterpieces, and the casting was always perfect.
To: HAL9000
He will appear with Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates in ads and receive about $10 million for the work, they say. Not bad work if you can get it.....
8 posted on
08/21/2008 12:45:25 AM PDT by
Rummyfan
(Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
To: HAL9000
I’d bet Jerry’s young trophy wife used an Apple to plagiarize “her” recipe book.
To: HAL9000
No the only one of three people.
KV and I are with ya.
11 posted on
08/21/2008 12:59:42 AM PDT by
Global2010
(OKIE DOKIE)
To: HAL9000
Seinfield’s great marketing slogan for MicroSoft.
“You like Apples? Not that there is anything wrong with that.” ;)
13 posted on
08/21/2008 1:25:10 AM PDT by
anymouse
To: HAL9000
I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show. I didn't except for two episodes I was chided into see from folks at work. 1) The Contest (TMI for 30 minutes) and 2) Man Hands (Funny, but I had heard the whole story verbatim so it was like watching a rerun of "I Love Lucy".
14 posted on
08/21/2008 1:41:00 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: HAL9000
On the show, Jerry had a MacIntosh in his apartment.
15 posted on
08/21/2008 2:09:32 AM PDT by
Leisler
To: HAL9000
I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show.
You can place me firmly in that club as well. Five minutes of the kvetching Jerry Lewis wannabee was all I could handle.
16 posted on
08/21/2008 2:44:37 AM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: HAL9000
I watched 5 minutes once, and was so annoyed by their nothingness I turned it off.
I Wish I could do that with Windows....
17 posted on
08/21/2008 2:56:43 AM PDT by
taildragger
(The Answer is Fred Thompson, I do not care what the question is.....)
To: HAL9000
Yada yada yada They think a comedian can fix the woes of the PC? What a joke.
18 posted on
08/21/2008 2:59:14 AM PDT by
GulfWar1Vet
(Maranatha!)
To: HAL9000; kb2614
I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show. Nope - there are at least 3 of us.
19 posted on
08/21/2008 3:47:21 AM PDT by
meowmeow
(In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
To: HAL9000
microsoft should ignore those Apple Ads
they are funny
just point out that Apple is twice the price and always has been
Besides, why ruin their free R&D department
20 posted on
08/21/2008 3:47:45 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: HAL9000
I never watched it either. Who cares about a bunch of whiney New Yorkers.
Appearing with Gates, Seinfeld will be the “cool” guy. Just barely.
Maybe Vista will be portrayed as the soup Nazi (I saw it on youtube). Do it my way or “No computing for you!”
I don’t know about everyone else but I can’t pass through a window any more than I can pass through a wall.
To: HAL9000
I'm probably the only person on the planet who never watched his TV show. I never "watched" it except for maybe two episodes. I think Seinfeld is terribly boring.
23 posted on
08/21/2008 3:58:23 AM PDT by
raybbr
(You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
To: HAL9000
Microsoft Corp., weary of being cast as a stodgy oldster by Apple Inc.'s advertising, is turning for help to Jerry Seinfeld.I can see the brilliance in this. This is an incredibly hip move by Microsoft.
If it were 1998.
Yep, nothing shows you're not stodgy than bringing in the guy who had that hip edgy show last century.
You kids! With your Offices, your Two Men, and When I Met Your Mother...aahhh! Now Seinfeld! THAT was a show... Now get the hell off my lawn!
24 posted on
08/21/2008 4:16:14 AM PDT by
MichiganMan
(So you bought that big vehicle and now want to whine about how much it costs to fill it? Seriously?)
To: HAL9000
Pushing an OS that’s about nothing, I see. Jerry Seinfeld, from Bee Movie, to B-software...
28 posted on
08/21/2008 5:16:16 AM PDT by
hunter112
(The 'straight talk express' gets the straight finger express from me.)
To: HAL9000
It carried a lot of “life lessons”...like “shrinkage”.
29 posted on
08/21/2008 5:16:17 AM PDT by
Sacajaweau
(I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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