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FAVORITE CHRIS PLANTE QUOTES:

1 - “If it were not for ‘double standards’, liberals would have no standards at all”.

2 - “The very aromatic ‘Stinky Ahmadgenocide’ of Iran, along with the ‘ZZ Topniks’ - the Ayatollahs”.

3 - “Pit-dwelling, blood-soaked, sharp-toothed, murder monkeys and troglodytes from Hell” (referring to terrorists).

4 - “We screwed up Nicaragua? You got free elections, Rectum!” (referring to a Nicaraguan caller, Ricardo from Sterling, Va., who called the United States “a stupid country”) - 5/25/07 - Topic: Illegal Immigration.

5 - “We should’ve left you to the Commies - we should’ve left you to the Totalitarians, you Moron, then you’d be living at the end of an AK-47, then things would be better, wouldn’t it? We should’ve left you to the Soviet Union! I wish Daniel Ortega’s regime had never been disrupted and they’d just stay with the heel of their Commie boot on your neck!” (referring again to Ricardo from Nicaragua) - 5/25/07.

6 - “The Arab World [and more broadly, the Islamic World] is minting new lunatics just like Japan is producing new Toyota Camry’s!” - 10/29/07.

7 - “Our last caller, Clay, just stated that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are more dangerous than Khalil Sheikh Mohammed. Isn’t it amazing?” (Note: Clay claims to have served 20 years in the military) - 11/8/07.

8 - “Where’s the ‘peace march’ condemning Osama bin Laden and praising the United States? There will be no peace march; there will be no rally. These people are murderous lunatics, waging war against us”. Aug/Sept 2006

9 - “There are a few daily non-stop flights out of JFK airport to the Middle East, but we don’t see these ‘peaceful pro-Islam organizations’ [based in the U.S.] taking any flights to the region to rally for peace towards the U.S. I’ll buy your damn plane ticket!” Aug/Sept 2006

10 - “Liberal Line #1: ‘There is no problem’”. “Liberal Line #2: ‘We [Conservatives] are the problem’”. - 11/9/07.

11 - “Attacks in Baghdad have gone down 77% in the past few months. So now, Baghdad is on par with Philadelphia!” - 11/13/07.

12 - “That theory has so many holes in it that Mohammed Atta can fly a plane right into it!” - (ongoing line; theory-bashing towards liberals).

13 - Caller John from Md. (originally from Nigeria): “I didn’t come here [to the U.S.] to be white”. Chris’ reply: “No, only Michael Jackson can do that”. - 12/4/07.

14 - “Smelly guys in their underwear, living off their parents’ trusts and living in the basement of their parents’ “McMansions”, drinking Fresca with one hand while clicking their keyboards with the other and sitting in front of their computer screens all day and night -- that’s the ‘Moveon.org crowd’ “ - Nov. 2006

15 - “You knock down two buildings; we’ll knock out two countries [Afghanistan and Iraq]” - 1/4/08

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