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The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Go Green (Must read blogger comments)
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| 8-25-08
| David Knight
Posted on 08/25/2008 7:54:30 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark
... it's more important than ever that all of us appear to care about the environment. Maybe no one works harder on this than celebrities, who make it a point to show up in the papers every now and then with their latest eco-friendly gesture. We would applaud them for this, if it wasn't for the fact that the gestures are often mind-blowingly retarded.
Earlier this year, Paul McCartney bought (or may have been given) a hybrid car from Lexus. So What's the Problem? The car was...
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Education
KEYWORDS: environment; globullwarming; scam
COMMENT FROM BLOGGER DIRK BELIG... Kudos for mentioning the Live Earth sham. If the insane "Goreacle" and the retarded bands who participated in this debacle had the slightest shred of intellectual honesty and weren't utter "do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do" hypocrites, they would've done it as a TV broadcast with performers doing unplugged sets from their own homes or studios. But that wouldn't have been as much fun as pumping all that *bad* CO2 into the air so you can hector an audience into living better than you can be bothered to, is it?
Man-made global warming is a hysterical religion for stupid people to practice. It's an instant warning sign that whoever I'm talking to is living in a fantasy world of irrational non-logic.
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posted on
08/25/2008 7:54:30 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
To: Uncledave; flying Elvis; wideawake; frankiep; keithtoo; Charlespg; CindyDawg; Das Outsider; ...
(Some) celebrities prove devolution PING!
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posted on
08/25/2008 7:56:38 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
(Some) celebrities prove devolution PING!
Some?
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posted on
08/25/2008 7:57:55 PM PDT
by
Das Outsider
("Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever..."--John Lukacs)
To: Jo Nuvark
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posted on
08/25/2008 7:58:23 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: Yo-Yo; Admin Moderator
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:04:08 PM PDT
by
Jo Nuvark
(Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
To: Jo Nuvark
“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting...I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming,” Crow wrote reported the BBC.
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Enforced how? Kook.
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“and that she painted her house green so it could be powered by photosynthesis.”
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LOL
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:08:38 PM PDT
by
Impy
(Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
To: Impy
I have nearly burned through a whole double roll of toilet paper and still felt the need to hop in the shower. This is especially true after eating at KFC and Taco Bell in one day.
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:20:34 PM PDT
by
LukeL
(Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
To: Jo Nuvark
For the moment we'll forgive the fact that dentists say it takes two minutes to brush your teeth properly, leaving Jennifer only one minute in the shower to clean the rest of her body... I could help her save the planet, she can brush her teeth while I handle the rest.
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:28:53 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Obama's Pay Grade: Chump Change - Under the Cone of Stupid)
To: LukeL
I have nearly burned through a whole double roll of toilet paper and still felt the need to hop in the shower. Red Foxx made a comedy routine just for you!
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:38:55 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Mike Darancette
I could help her save the planet, she can brush her teeth while I handle the rest. Are you offering to clean her carpet?
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:40:02 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: LukeL
I have nearly burned through a whole double roll of toilet paper and still felt the need to hop in the shower. This is especially true after eating at KFC and Taco Bell in one day.Seriously, I'm contemplating hitting the Abuse button...
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:41:55 PM PDT
by
Onelifetogive
("People..it is VERY important that you stay in the same country as your documents!".)
To: Onelifetogive
I’m contemplating taking a shower.
To: Grizzled Bear
Are you offering to clean her carpet? I'll vacuum it.
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:57:00 PM PDT
by
Mike Darancette
(Obama's Pay Grade: Chump Change - Under the Cone of Stupid)
To: Mike Darancette
I hear she’s available after John Meyer kicked her to the curb. Didn’t see that coming........
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posted on
08/25/2008 8:59:48 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: LukeL
"This is especially true after eating at KFC and Taco Bell in one day."
I'm shocked there is anything left of you after that day. That's just plain suicidal.
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posted on
08/25/2008 9:03:55 PM PDT
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: Jo Nuvark
Did it mention Sheryl “one-square” Crowe in there?
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posted on
08/25/2008 9:43:20 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: LukeL
You should try just eating the bucket of skin, ala Eric Cartman.
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