Yeah, you’re probably right.
Bring on the porterhouse!
This is total BS. The Vegans do not realize that just by farming and plowing up the ground, it releases CO2 levels, naturally contained below the surface, into the atmosphere that far exceed industry or human transportation.
It was this same CO2 that made our planet habitable in the first place when it was released by Volcanic eruptions since the beginning of time.
Therefore, being a vegetarian is contributing to Gorebull warming far greater than do us evil meat eaters.
With apologies to the Reverend Horton Heat:
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol’ steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it’s a mighty good food
It’s a grade A meal when I’m in the mood.
Cowpokes’ll come from a near and far
When you throw a few rib-eyes on the fire
Roberto Duran ate two before a fight
‘Cause it gave a lot of mighty men a lot of mighty might
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol’ steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it’s a mighty good food
It’s a grade A meal when I’m in the mood.
Eat meat, eat meat, filet mignon
Eat meat, eat meat, ear it all day long
Eat a few T-bones till you get your fill
Eat a new york cut, hot off the grill
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol’ steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it’s a mighty good food
It’s a grade A meal when I’m in the mood.
Eat a cow, eat a cow ‘cuase it’s good for you
Eat a cow, eat a cow it’s the thing that goes “Mooooo”
Look at all the cows in the slaughterhouse yeard
Gotta hit’em in the head, gotta hit’em real hard
First you gotta clean’em then the butcher cuts’em up
Throws it on a scale throws an eyeball in a cup
Saw a big Brangus Steer standing right over there
So I rustled up a fire cooked him medium rare
Bar-B-Q’ed his brisket, a roasted his rump
Fed my dog that ol’ Brangus Steer’s hump
Eat steak, eat steak eat a big ol’ steer
Eat steak, eat steak do we have one dear?
Eat beef, eat beef it’s a mighty good food
It’s a grade A meal when I’m in the mood.
HMMM...sounds like a job for the government.
Has Bloomberg proposed banning meat and milk yet?
I'm a proud omnivore!
And I couldn't give a rat's hindquarters about my "carbon footprint".