The media will attempt to ‘get her’ on polar bears. For the average suburbanite cable viewer, polar bears are cute and cuddly victims of Dick Cheney’s evil global warming plan. You know they are going to go down this road.
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Gee, my heart goes out to those immense dumpster raiders with the claws and teeth. Dick Cheney’s making them ride ice chunks out to sea and jump off and swim back—NO! I forgot! Alaska is melting! It’s all Bush’s fault.