1 posted on
08/31/2008 5:41:01 PM PDT by
Alouette
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2 posted on
08/31/2008 5:41:51 PM PDT by
Alouette
(Vicious Babushka)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin can kick the @ss of any RAT metrosexual in Washington, DC and her husband, the First Dude can whup anything the RATs can field nationwide.
To: Alouette
Sarah can make a grizzly bear skin itself and lay it at her feet.. all of this with that wonderful smile of hers.
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Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines
6 posted on
08/31/2008 5:46:18 PM PDT by
skaterboy
(Sarah Palin...VPILF :o))
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Sarah Palin’s smile saves PUMAs
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8 posted on
08/31/2008 5:47:57 PM PDT by
Salvation
(†With God all things are possible.†)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin never went to a Madrassa.
9 posted on
08/31/2008 5:48:56 PM PDT by
Nachum
(Obama: building a religion)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin is so hot, she increased the recession of the Exit Glacier
10 posted on
08/31/2008 5:49:08 PM PDT by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 . Conservation? Let the NE Yankees freeze.... in the dark)
To: Alouette
Sarah’s living room couch is a polar bear she lets loose for the night before she goes to bed.
11 posted on
08/31/2008 5:49:40 PM PDT by
Krankor
(Are you claiming you eat toucans or)
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin can out-bowl Obama with both hands tied behind her back.
15 posted on
08/31/2008 5:51:50 PM PDT by
Shqipo
(Palin for Veep...? The shot....SCORE!!!!!)
To: Alouette
Senator Biden wears Sarah Palen underwear.
17 posted on
08/31/2008 5:53:39 PM PDT by
Always Right
(Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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Howwwwllling with laughter here ...
To: Alouette
Sarah Palin is Algore’s Inconvenient Truth...
He knew something was causing warmer temperatures in the North, he just didnt know what, or who...
20 posted on
08/31/2008 5:57:38 PM PDT by
Tennessee Nana
(McCain/Palin Now that's a ticket that deserves a tagline)
To: Alouette
“Three of Sarah Palin’s five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.”
Ha! Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
22 posted on
08/31/2008 5:57:49 PM PDT by
ryan71
(McCain/Palin 08)
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Sarah Palin once glared at Bill Brassky - and he ran away like a little girl.
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A moose once bit Sarah Palin’s sister. It was the last thing he ever did.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When the Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin drank Daniel Plainview's milkshake.
Sarah Palin doesn't go hunting. Hunting implies the possibility of failure. Sarah Palin goes killing.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.
27 posted on
08/31/2008 6:05:54 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
To: Alouette
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If Moses had failed, God would have caused Sarah Palin be born 3500 years ago.
Liberace was gay, but only because he never met Sara Palin!
Abraham’s wife’s last name was Heath (Sarah Palin’s maiden name).
30 posted on
08/31/2008 6:19:20 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Alouette
Take any, or all, of Davey Crockett’s “Tall Tales” and attribute them to Sarah Palin. For Sarah; they are not merely “Tall Tales.”
32 posted on
08/31/2008 6:26:05 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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33 posted on
08/31/2008 6:28:51 PM PDT by
Krankor
(Are you claiming you eat toucans or)
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