[jusduat]

Arrrgh matey, has it been a year? or does that happen every
Friday?

[mysterio]

Every September 19th.

In other news, I used the pirate speech converter to fix the troll's rant.

"GEORGE BUSH BE EVIL!!! CONSERVATIVES BE EVIL!!!! CONSERVATIVES BE STEALING FOOD AN' TREASURE FROM BABIES AN' CHILDREN AN' GIVING THEN T' RICH RACIST NAZIS IN GOVNERMENT!! THEY BE STARTING HOLOCAUSTS AGAINST MINORITES LASSES AN' TH' POOR!! THEY HATE TH' POOR AN' TAKE FROM THEM AN' GIVE 'T T' TH' RICH!!! CONSERVATIVES BE NAZIS!! ME LASSIE HAS A HIGH IQ!~!! CONSERVAITIVES BE BOMBING CHILDREN IN IRAK AN' IRAN!! THEY BE KILLING BABIES ON ACCOUN' O' THEY BE NAY WHITE AN' RICH LIKE TH' CONSERVATIVES BE!!! THEY BE ALL RACIST AN' EVIL!! CONSERVATIVES BE STARTING WARS AN' LYING AGAINST ERE IN THAR BE!! ALL TH' CONSERVATIVES AN' TH' REPUBLICANS BE MURDERERS AN' EVIL!! THEY BE TAKING OUR TREASURE AN' GIVING 'T T' ISRAEL T' MURDER SWABBIES THAR AS WELL! TAKING FROM TH' POOR FER BOMGING! TH' CAP'TISTS BE ALL NAZIS! THEY BE USING TH' BORDERS T' CORAL TH' WORKERS AN' T' AVAST TH' WORKERS FROM LEAVING POVERTY AN' KEEP THEM POOR! MAKE THEM STARVE! ON ACCOUN' O' JOHN KERRY BE STOLEN AN' TH' ELECTION BE RIGGED! WE DONT WANT ANOPTHER TERM FER BUSH! ALL YE CONSERVATIVES AN' NAZIS!! YE CONSERVATIVES BE ALL STEALING AN' KILLING ERE SHAME! YTOU RICH SONS OF A BISCUIT EATER ORTIN' TA BE SANK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER!! YE ALWAYS KILL SWABBIES AN' STEAL!! CONSERVAITVES B'LIEVE IN GOD! OH ME GOD YE BE LILY LIVERED! THAR BE NAY GOD! GOD BE INVENTED T' CONTROL ERE AN' MAKE WARS!! TH' REPUBLICANS BE RESPONSIBLE!! ITS THIER FAULTS!! DAMN CONSERVATIVES DAMN EVIL NAZIS! I BEEN LIVING IN POVERTY FER 10 VOYAGES! ALL ON ACCOUN' O' O' BUSH AN' TH' GOP!! TH' GOP STEALS THEY TAKE ME HOMEPORT AN' GIVE 'T WHITE MAN!! THEY GIVE ERE AWAY T' TH' RICH MAN!! YE CONSERVATIVES SUK!! OH ME GOD YE CONSERVATIVE FASCISTS SUK!! YE MURDER SWABBIES ERE DONT LISTEN T' TH' GOP WE GOT T' BE HAVIN' OBAMA SAVE US ALL FROM FASCISTS NAZIS AN' MURDERERS!!! TH' CONSERVATIVES BOMBED RUSSIA AN' WE MUST BRING AFT RUSSIA AN' WE MUST BRING AFT CHINA AN' KILL! KILL! KILL! TH' CONSERVATIVES!! THEY MUST ALL SINK T'DAVY JONES' LOCKER! CONSERVATIVES BE HATERS! YE BE ALL HATERS! ALL YER TREASURE ORTIN' TA BE TAKEN AWAY AN' GIVEN T' TH' POOR!! LONG LIVE TH' REVOLUTION!!!"

I hope this makes the rant more seasonal.