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[Spktyr]

Big Harleys can’t turn or stop very well. :P

[Salamander]

“The ones that want to sit on the *back* of the bike usually are”

Oh?
Really?

For 12 years, I sat back there and here I am, non-drinking, non-drugging, non-promiscuous, Christian, Republican, loyal to the death, habitually clean and free of disease.

I also look like I'm auditioning for a full-leather dress Mad Max walk-on shot every time I ride, regardless of weather.

Where do I fit in your broad [pun intended] generalization?

[Spktyr]

Also, it looks like he spent the BIG money on the chrome bits and saddlebag, the OFFICIAL HARLEY DAVIDSON®tm boots (not cheap), gloves (not cheap), t-shirt (huge ripoff), and possibly an official beanie helmet (ripoff central).

Shame none of that stuff except the boots is really going to protect him....

All The Gear. All The Time.

[Snurple]

[Spktyr]

Outside of the “usual”.

I can stand by the side of the road in any Harley-heavy state and take pictures of HD riders. 99 out of 100 will be as I described.

[valkyry1]

Yeh you know when he hit the pavement that little shirt pulled up, so the whole right arm and side got some good pavement work, not to mention both hands and maybe the left arm too.

[Salamander]

Define “slow”.

My Night Train is 97 inches and I can go as fast I ~want~ to.

Wisely, I never want to go so fast that they’ll have to DNA test the highway to identify my remains.

Some of us do not feel the need to prove anything by going “really fast”.

And, FYI, only our last few bikes have been “bought whole”.

All the others were built from the ground up with raw steel and swap meet parts.

[we are a bike building company, ya know]

[Daffynition]

[Salamander]

Um, all of that came STOCK on the “105th Anniversary” bike that he’s riding.

[valkyry1]

Not even Dali would do that to a Harley!

[truemiester]

Lived in Tokyo 2 years. Line for ‘Rice burner babe’ just as long, just mor ‘freaky’. True.

[Snurple]

[Joe 6-pack]

Just don’t make fun of their hex sign tattoos.

[valkyry1]

That’ll do.

[Salamander]

So, because of the way the women may be dressed, you judge 99% of them to be “petri dishes”?

Fascinating.

Not that it matters to me, but the poor critters I see on the backs of RBs are usually wearing crop tops, shorts and sandals.

I usually get away from them as soon as possible because I don’t want to have to watch “what happens next” when their idiot boyfriend [or whatever they may be] feels like he just *has* to impress the universe, entire, by doing a wheelstand on the highway at 65 mph.

[Salamander]

They lean fine when somebody is paying attention to where his bike parts are.

Look at the first photo on the far side of the bike and tell me what you see that is “wrong”.

[Salamander]

Actually, I thought that was cool....:)

[Daffynition]

I'm at a loss...

[Spktyr]

I keep this on my desk at work (wherever that may be, with my contracts the way they are) as a reminder to people as to why I wear ATGATT. It's an interesting paperweight and a great souvenir from my last crash.

If the road can do that to hardened aluminum on a gentle drop and slide, well, human flesh isn't as strong as aluminum.... Which that idiot pictured above doesn't seem to be smart enough to figure out.

[Daffynition]

OMG! That is *divine*!!!! ROFLOL